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Gen. Chat “Taxes” by Rexall

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Rexall 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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How did you all fare?
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fangy 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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This year was the most I have gotten back from my tax returns. And, so everyone knows...

Donate a car. Every year, at least one. Just do it.
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nomad 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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In Canada we don't say how did you fare? We say, "Do you owe a little or a lot?"

I owe a lot.
PS: *Unless you live in Alberta
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StuntCock 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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I don't want to talk about it.
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John Booty 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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I got a refund for the first time in like, ten years!

Of course, that refund is just replied to the amount I owe from previous years!
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LostDecoy 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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I got a nice chunk of my student loans paid off this year and am VERY happy.

Being head of household and claiming your mom as a dependent helps a lot.
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WWNSX 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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StuntCock said:
I don't want to talk about it.
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Rexall 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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Decoy, if you claim your mom as a dependent, is your mom still allowed to work?

Next year I plan to claim my mom as a dependent.

This year I got about $7000 back from taxes. I was able to take a lot of deductions/losses from things like property tax, the amount of damage from Hurricane Irene, and the amount of damage from my house getting robbed.
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LostDecoy 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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Rexall said:
Decoy, if you claim your mom as a dependent, is your mom still allowed to work?


My mom is legally disabled so in her case, no. Not sure how it works otherwise!
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domminess 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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Got the smallest federal refund I've gotten in years, but I made so little it makes sense.

I need to get a better job for next year because I'm probably going to owe.
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Imaginos 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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John Booty said:
I got a refund for the first time in like, ten years!

Of course, that refund is just replied to the amount I owe from previous years!


Pretty much this
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Luchadorable 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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Just paid off the nearly $1,900 that I owed. I had been expecting it due to the fact that I freelanced for most of last year so I managed to be prepared for it. I'm glad it's all over with because now I can start saving money just because I should and not because I have to prepare for impending Tax Doom.
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Oshi 2 years ago on 04/17/12
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Just filed. Owed 4309 fed, 722 state. had 1450 in my bank account. state paid, payment plan requested for fed with 500 down, 300 a month that will be incredibly difficult to fit into my monthly budget. meaning i probably still won't be able to afford to set aside for quarterly payments. repeat cycle. sigh.

i need to win the lotto
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Captain Fancy Pants 2 years ago on 04/17/12
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Got a decent amount back. Gonna go buy booze tomorrow.
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Yvaine 2 years ago on 04/17/12
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Got about 6,000 back. It's pretty much all gone to legal fees. Sigh.
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Grave 2 years ago on 04/17/12
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I withdrew a sizable chunk of cash from my 401k to purchase a second home and got hit pretty hard by with penalty fees (expected). But I still ended up getting about 5k back.
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Boudicca 2 years ago on 04/17/12
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I fared okay. Uma almost had a nervous breakdown. It's the first time we have ever owed state taxes and the lady who did our taxes didn't give enough info on the process. Took us three hours yesterday morning but we figured it out.

Got a decent chunk back from federal. But being independent contractors the state had to get some of it.

 
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A Study in Pink 2 years ago on 04/17/12
I signed some magical papers my dad put together and some money appeared in my bank account. It helps being related to an accountant!
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fukkake 2 years ago on 04/17/12
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Mom and me made delicious pans of food and I was given back federal monies for it! (a good amount this year too)

It helps that my accountant likes to get paid in delicious Italian foods!
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Matthew 2 years ago on 04/17/12
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I had an okay refund but it all got swallerd up by student loan debt. At least I don't have to worry about how to spend all them dollars!

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