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Otaku Chat “The Avengers 2” by Dr. Moustache

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Dr. Moustache 2 years ago on 05/06/12
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So the first Avengers movie is out, and there's still a lot to discuss about it so I expect that that thread will be around for awhile. However, given the success of that one, I can't possibly imagine that they won't make another unless something seriously goes awry.

So the first thing to discuss about the next Avengers movie is related to what's at the end of the credits of the first one.

SPOILERS FOR AVENGERS 1 BELOW

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MOTHERFUCKING THANOS, BITCHES. I fucking love him, and I literally yelled in the theater when we saw his face.

Now, I know that the Infinity Gauntlet made a quick cameo appearance in the background of Thor, but is it really possible that they could introduce it in the second Avengers movie? That gauntlet has so much backstory all its own that I have serious doubts as to whether they could pull that off in just one movie. Also, I'm assuming they don't own the film rights to enough superheroes to make an Infinity Gauntlet plotline. Not to mention that they would have to explain celestials and all kinds of stuff in order to do that justice.

So if not the infinity gauntlet, what sort of Thanos-based plot might we see? Conjecture, anyone?
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EvilJorge 2 years ago on 05/06/12
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For the record... Thanos did make war on the Marvel Universe a couple times before The Infinity Gauntlet...


...all to impress a chick.
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Dr. Moustache 2 years ago on 05/06/12
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Didn't he work for Death for awhile, or somesuch, before leaving to assemble the gauntlet in order to impress her?
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StuntCock 2 years ago on 05/06/12
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Yup. Hence why the line "To fight earth is to court death" made me instantly hard.

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Dr. Moustache 2 years ago on 05/06/12
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Do you think they'll introduce Death, then? And if so, as one celestial of many, or on her own?
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Dr. Taylor Lay 2 years ago on 05/06/12
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Don't they own the rights to like, all Marvel characters?
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Bad Wolf 2 years ago on 05/06/12
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I think it depends on the movie studios and shit, too. Example: Sony controls Spider-man and it's done by Columbia pictures, so the likelihood of ever seeing Spider-man make an appearance in any Avengers movie would be less than likely (aside from the fact that he only really shows up as part of the "Avengers" in certain universes/storylines).
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Float 2 years ago on 05/06/12
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The only properties Marvel doesn't have movie rights for atm are X-Men, Daredevil/Elektra and Fantastic Four (FOX) and Ghost Rider and Spider-man (Sony).
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Dr. Moustache 2 years ago on 05/06/12
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Even if they own the rights to the characters, do you think that they can feasibly introduce all of them and make it seem reasonable? Considering that as of right now in the Marvel cinematic universe, I believe that the only ones who exist are the members of the Avengers.
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Put A Bird On It! 2 years ago on 05/06/12
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Dr. Taylor Lay said:
Don't they own the rights to like, all Marvel characters?


Nope, or at least not the movie rights.

That's why other companies have been making Spider Man, X-Men and Fantastic Four movies, because they sold the rights to those before Marvel decided to just start doing the movies themselves. Each deal also has associated stuff that comes with it, like the Skrulls weren't the bad guys in Avengers because that was part of the Fantastic Four deal, and Sentinels are part of the X-Men deal.
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Designated Driver 2 years ago on 05/06/12
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I'm sure that once they get enough money, they'll eventually buy back those hot properties that they'll need for the inevitable The Avengers: Civil War movie later down the line.
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Chrispy 2 years ago on 05/06/12
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Dr. Taylor Lay said:
Don't they own the rights to like, all Marvel characters?


Marvel sold off a ton of the movie rights back in the 90s when they were at risk of going bankrupt. Part of the reason for the Amazing Spider-man reboot was to avoid timing out the liscense. That is, if the studio does not begin principle photography in a number of years the rights revert back to Marvel.



So, want Marvel to get Spider-man to someday join the Avengers? The answer is to not see Amazing Spider-man.
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Panzer Panda 2 years ago on 05/07/12
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Dr. Moustache said:
MOTHERFUCKING THANOS, BITCHES. I fucking love him, and I literally yelled in the theater when we saw his face


I am not ashamed to admit that when I say The Mad Titan I did a small fist pump in my seat.

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Dr. Moustache 2 years ago on 05/07/12
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There's also no shame in crying manly tears when Coulson dies. T_T

Also, it makes me really sad to WANT the Spider-Man movie to fail. From the preview, it looked like they did a better job of really hitting the character of Peter Parker, but it also looks like they're taking the plot pretty way far afield from the comics. At least, so far as I'm aware.
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Ikirus 2 years ago on 05/08/12
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My guess is that they will probably do the infinity guantlet, but a watered down version that doesn't have to talk too much about the history of the 6 gems, or who they were all stolen from.

Part of me feels like they can't do the infinity gauntlet without the Fantastic Four, putting Chris Evans in an interesting spot. Thanks for reminding me, Josh, that Marvel movie rights are spread out over too many studios.
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Malkiah 2 years ago on 05/08/12
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Personally I think they'll forgo the Infinity Gauntlet story because, while it would be completely awesome to see, there is WAY too much backstory unless they spaced out plot points between different movies. If I recall, the first time Thanos attacked the Avengers, he used the Cosmic Cube, which is much a much more likely scenario since the cube has already been established in the movies.
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Rexall 2 years ago on 05/08/12
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It gets really nasty when you start mentioning other characters that have been in the Avengers and have ties to the X-men.

For example: The Avengers can show Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch, but they can not mentioned Magneto as their father.

Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch can be mentioned/shown in the X-men films due to their lineage and also because they are mutants.

Anyways, as much as we can talk and speculate about Avengers 2, it won't come out til 2018 or later. Hopefully I won't have Alzheimers and be a senile old man
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Professor Loophole 2 years ago on 05/08/12
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Here's a few facts.

Thanos is known most for the avengers story the Infinity Gauntlet, which is also one of the most acclaimed avengers stories.

Thanos is dating death (yes literately death itself as an entity).

Thanos made the infinity gauntlet to impress death.

The last thing said in the extra scene was "To challenge them would be to court death"
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Ikirus 2 years ago on 05/08/12
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There are rumors of a possible 2014 release date. And with the success of this movie I don't see how they couldn't fast track this project.
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Michi 2 years ago on 05/09/12
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Ikirus said:
Part of me feels like they can't do the infinity gauntlet without the Fantastic Four, putting Chris Evans in an interesting spot. Thanks for reminding me, Josh, that Marvel movie rights are spread out over too many studios.


If they somehow were able to put F4 into a new movie that wasn't under Fox, I feel like they'd recast them anyway. All of them.

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