Fatty Talk “...And then I ate a box of _______.” by team banzai thetealappeal 12 months ago on 05/17/12 Equipped: Cursed Videotape. Seven days starting.... NOW. named "A Bugs Life" Girl Scout Cookies.  WWNSX 12 months ago on 05/18/12 Equipped: Bar of Soap named "1st Rule of OB Club:You Do Not Talk About OB Club!" Raisinets.  RogueSamus 12 months ago on 05/18/12 Equipped: Horse Weiner named "RonnyBojangles' Severed Raichu Dick" Good N Plenty
you gotta eat the whole box when they're fresh and extra licorice-y. don't let that shit sit around, it will break your teeth.  Momoko 12 months ago on 05/18/12 Equipped: Coupon For Free *unf unf unf* Pizza Combos. Those things are addicting! (Also not in a box, in a bag, but still ... same concept)  domminess 12 months ago on 05/18/12 Equipped: Box of Crayons named "I FREAKING LOVE COLORING" Triscuits. Forever triscuits.  WE DO NOT SOW 12 months ago on 05/22/12 Cool Ranch Doritos and a two liter of Pepsi is my go to, "I'm going to be gaming all day" monge. Sometimes that'll be paired with a 40.
Did I mention I'm a classy guy?  Nurse Chapel 12 months ago on 05/27/12 Equipped: Kiss from Dr. Girlfriend oh god, cheez its.
also, wheat thins. especially with port wine cheese.  Dwarf Rampage 12 months ago on 05/27/12 Equipped: Totoro Plushie named "To wipe the blood off my cock" Parmesan & garlic Popchips make me their bitch every time...  Dizzie 9 months ago on 08/04/12 Equipped: Pocket Shigeru Miyamoto named "It prints money!" I destroyed a box of Chicken in a Biscuit today. Felt like a boss.  Britishly Delicious 9 months ago on 08/04/12 Crunchy Nut Cornflakes
They just vanish and I have no idea how.  Liscum 9 months ago on 08/04/12 Equipped: Ramune Bottle Broken From Frustration named "Brought to you by your local Facecutters union" Snap pea crisps. Not the most unhealthy snack, but I will eat the entire bag on the way home from Trader Joe's, and I only live like 15 minutes away.  seggs 9 months ago on 08/04/12 Equipped: All-New, Portable, Take-Anywhere Llama named "Tina" i think its pretty safe to assume that anyone here will accidentally all the girl scout cookies (unless they are being rationed by a third party)
recently i opened a new box of Honey and Oat Blenders (malt o meal version of honey bunches of oats). its a (rather, was a) 22.4 oz box. i didnt notice how much i had eaten until i had to consolidate what was left by shaking it into a pile. i COULD have finished them at the time, but i wanted to save some for breakfast.  Senator Hideki 9 months ago on 08/05/12 Equipped: Technique scroll: "Stealth Hump" named "You won't even see me coming..." Just almost did this to a frsh bag of Parmesan Goldfish. Only stopped myself finally with about a sixth of the bag left. | Geek dating and social networking for awesome people.OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products. |
