If you want to see some truly awesome logic, try Googling "Who would win ____ or ____"

Mostly, I've tried it with animals. People get really passionate about this stuff.

WHO WOULD WIN, SHARK VERSUS CROCODILE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X1OmZb-Olw

Sharks beat crocs, no doubt, a family of killer whales sometimes get the better of great whites but if it was 6 great whites vs 6 killer whales great whites would win hands down

lol, what a bullshit,
A cros has no chance against the great white...
The great whites mouth is much bigger, it is stronger, it weights more, and its faster.
Cros used to sneak and kill. Sharks are for the total confrontation.
But we all agree that both would die in a fight with a killer whale :P <--king of the ocean!

Awesome. I Googled "SHARK VERSUS CROCODILE" and I got some bonus knowledge about killer whales. Oh, and a Chuck Norris joke was in those comments. Those are always so sweet.

I Googled "who would win panther vs robot"...

http://...answers.com/...artar_with_a_sword_on_the_panther

Who will win in a fight between the giant robot soldier from avatar and avartar with a sword on the panther?

Avatar and the panther jumps on the soldier robot's back and the panther claws the robot's head and then reaches for the throat. Avatar slices the robot's head and slashes it. The robot would probably win by hitting the panther and stabbing it with the knife. Avatar would have no chance against the robot unless he reaches for the head.

Niiiice!

Three Ex IRA Leprechauns Or A Fencing Ballerina?

http://www.thewwwnotebook.com/?p=69

Somebody said:
I don’t think people realize how much training and discipline is needed for ballet, not to mention the determination and drive. I think the ballerina will skewer the wee folk and make leprechaun kabobs. I mean, look at her leg muscles, not to mention her grim expression. Besides, those stupid leprechauns are smoking and are probably drunk.

Dio or Ozzy?

http://goteaminternet.com/show/56042

Correct answer:

Skanko said:
TRICK QUESTION. LEMME IS GOD.

http://www.googlefight.com/


We used to make this do funny shit. I was in an IRC chatroom that had a google fight script on an eggdrop. so we would put in !fight John Booty vs off homeless guys in an alley, and the bot would return "John Booty beats off homeless guys in an alley by bigger number vs smaller number". Sure i was 16 as shit but god damn it was funny.

Ah, GoogleFight. Unofficial rule at my old job to decide if a character was a "real world reference" was to GoogleFight it against MC Hammer. If it won, the name was out.

Of course this was many years ago and I'm sure there are better policies in place now...

http://css-tricks.com/sass-vs-less/

The winner: nerds everywhere got huge boners while arguing on the internet about precompiled stylesheets.

A Study in Pink said:
The winner: nerds everywhere got huge boners while arguing on the internet about precompiled stylesheets.

hahaha I was reading that article the other day, I didn't even realize it had just been posted.

Dorothy Zbornak said:
www.googlefight.com/


We used to make this do funny shit. I was in an IRC chatroom that had a google fight script on an eggdrop. so we would put in !fight John Booty vs off homeless guys in an alley, and the bot would return "John Booty beat...

Is that supposed to be less funny to people over 16? haha

I googled "Waldo vs. Carmen Sandiego" and got:

Somebody said:
What if Carmen Sandiego and Waldo had a child?


The child would probably like to dress in red and would like to be elusive

huh.