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Otaku Chat “Marvel Heroes” by Tulip O'Hare

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Tulip O'Hare 2 years ago on 05/22/12
Updated: 15 months ago on 06/25/13
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http://www.marvelheroes.com/ -- Marvel superheroes, DIABLO STYLE, with Bendis doing the writing!

http://...ign.com/...2/marvel-heroes-is-a-diablo-style-mmo

Officially confirmed characters so far: Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Ms. Marvel, Spider-Man, Thing, Human Torch, Black Widow, Cyclops, Wolverine, Storm, Cable, Deadpool, Nova, and Squirrel Girl.

Unconfirmed but seen in trailers/promos: Colossus, Emma Frost, Magneto, Scarlet Witch, and Ka-Zar. (Presumably the other two members of the FF are gonna be in, too.)

And supposedly the game's going to be completely free-to-play, so if that sticks, hopefully the pay options will just be "pay $ to speed up grinding" type things.

I hope they release like a billion characters for this game. If they ever include Magik, Machine Man, or (gulp) The Captain, it's going to turn into a Shut Up And Take My Money situation instantly.

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Lord_BullGod 2 years ago on 05/22/12
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SQUIREL GIRL?!?!?!?! Totally unfair, she beats Thanos and Dr. Doom no problem
 
 
jadium 2 years ago on 05/22/12
Heroclix: The MMO

Yes plz.
 
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Oliphaunt 2 years ago on 05/22/12
Hey that's a good point. When is Marvel Villians coming out, so we can play as Dr. Doom or Thanos? Or Doc Ock? Or Juggernaut?

Ha, that would be terrible.
 
 
jadium 2 years ago on 05/22/12
WHERE'S MY JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!?
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Dr. Moustache 2 years ago on 05/23/12
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WOW. They're actually including Squirrel Girl. That's freaking fantastic. I hope there are lots of nuts jokes.
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Cash 2 years ago on 05/23/12
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FUCK.

NO.

GODDAMN YOU MARVEL I JUST GOT MY LIFE BACK FROM BIOWARE DON'T YOU DARE TAKE IT AWAY AGAIN.
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Tulip O'Hare 2 years ago on 05/23/12
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C'mon Phil, you know Avengers Alliance can't last forever. Join ussss...
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Matthew 2 years ago on 05/23/12
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I had never, ever heard of Squirrel Girl before this thread but after reading her Wikipedia entry I'm almost convinced I could read a superhero comic book again, as long as she was in it.
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Ryan the Lion 2 years ago on 05/23/12
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I'm on board for this, but I really want to see more heroes. Daredevil? Iron Fist? Black Panther?

And another thing...

Ensign Scooter said:
Hey that's a good point. When is Marvel Villians coming out, so we can play as Dr. Doom or Thanos? Or Doc Ock? Or Juggernaut?

Ha, that would be terrible.


DOCTOR DOOM!
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Cash 2 years ago on 05/23/12
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Yara said:
C'mon Phil, you know Avengers Alliance can't last forever. Join ussss...


Here's hoping it can't even RUN on my Mac.

I have never hoped so hard NOT to be able to play a video game.

Is this real?

Is this reality?
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Senator Hideki 2 years ago on 05/23/12
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Dr. Moustache said:
WOW. They're actually including Squirrel Girl. That's freaking fantastic. I hope there are lots of nuts jokes.


Whoah whoah whoah. You've forgotten your place. No positive comments from the Mustache gallery.
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Tulip O'Hare 2 years ago on 05/23/12
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Matthew said:
I had never, ever heard of Squirrel Girl before this thread but after reading her Wikipedia entry I'm almost convinced I could read a superhero comic book again, as long as she was in it.


I guarandamntee that some comic nerd friend you know owns this book. It is absolutely worth the time.
http://...amazon.com/...UTF8&qid=1337795070&sr=1-1

Ryan the Lion said:
I'm on board for this, but I really want to see more heroes.

If they're including someone as random as motherfucking Ka-Zar, surely they're planning to add more heroes, if not for launch then over time to keep people's interest.
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Dr. Moustache 2 years ago on 05/23/12
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Senator Hideki said:


Whoah whoah whoah. You've forgotten your place. No positive comments from the Mustache gallery.


Don't worry, I'm sure the game will suck.
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Dr. Taylor Lay 2 years ago on 05/23/12
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DEADPOOL. YOU CAN BE DEADPOOL. OH. MY. CHRIST.

Moderator Britishly Delicious Says:

 
 
jadium 2 years ago on 05/23/12
Squirrel Girl + Sabretooth = Marvel Furries
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BLAM! 2 years ago on 05/23/12
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Oh god, something else that i'm gonna have to play.
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EvilJorge 2 years ago on 05/23/12
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Oh yeah, you had me at Squirrel Girl. Hopefully, Monkey Joe makes an appearance.
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Pete 2 years ago on 05/25/12
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Things about this game I hate:

1:Gift Limits
2:Gifts that NEVER show up in you inventory
3:Unstable Iso-8

What's the deal with the Iso crystals? Should I equip them as soon as I can or hold out for better ones? Once you equip it it's permanent, right?
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The Naniwa Tiger 2 years ago on 05/25/12
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Pete said:
Things about this game I hate:

1:Gift Limits
2:Gifts that NEVER show up in you inventory
3:Unstable Iso-8

What's the deal with the Iso crystals? Should I equip them as soon as I can or hold out for better ones? Once you equip it it's...


This thread, Pete: http://otakubooty.com/...ion=st&r=100&page=6#reply

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