 Rexall 12 months ago on 05/25/12 Equipped: Totoro Plushie named "when i think of you...ooooh..." Long story short I am leaving my job here at JP Morgan at the end of May.
I've got a new oppurtunity working at Credit Suisse. However, I have been trying to write a goodbye email and everything I write doesn't seem up to stuff. My problem is I have made some very fine friendships here. No matter what I write, it doesn't reflect my gratitude. Any pointers?  Moonage Daydream 12 months ago on 05/25/12 Equipped: Mario Plushie named "Hodor!" Write something pithy and heartfelt. Then write what you really want to write as a PS, like "So long, chodes, may you each swallow a bee", and set the text color for that passage to white  John Booty 12 months ago on 05/25/12 Equipped: Sparkledonkey's Gallbladder Let momocide type a goodbye letter for you, on behalf of Occupy! PS: Also, don't read the letter. Just ask her to make fifty copies of it in fifty envelopes. And then hand those out.
Okay, serious answer: 1. Write something individualized to each person and thank them for what they meant! 2. Stay in touch after leaving. You know how people leave a company and thank you for being awesome and then you never hear from them ever again? Be the opposite!  Zordon 12 months ago on 05/25/12 Equipped: John Booty Plushy named "Queen of Poopflowers" Also write it in Comic Sans. HA HA  Oliphaunt 12 months ago on 05/27/12 Write a letter to the company and personalized emails to the few, brave and proud that you've grown attached to. And then send dick pics to your former boss.  Lord_BullGod 12 months ago on 05/27/12 Equipped: Triforce named "ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!" Couple jerk-jerk-blaaaaaaast motions at the co-workers you didn't like on your way out. Peace sign over the shoulder, no looking back.  nomad 12 months ago on 05/27/12 Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "A burst of rainbow fruit flavor in your mouth" YOU CAN ACT LIKE MAN! Moderator Lord_BullGod Says:   Kirei the Klown 12 months ago on 05/27/12 Equipped: Chicken & Waffles named "My baby daddy love him some Roscoes!" John Booty said: This, pretty much! Blanket emails never really do the job on an individual basis. Get custom with those who have made a difference to you and leave the general "farewell" email to the rest. And yes, keep in touch, even if it's only now and again. It's just nice. Rexall 12 months ago on 05/31/12 Equipped: Pimp Hat So before I wrote this thread I had already started talking to people individually about my leaving and just being fortunate enough to get another job.
I wanted to thank everyone for their 2 cents. I also wanted to say something akin to "Peace out bitches" but I didn't have the heart too. Instead I scoured the net and stumbled upon this gem which worked pretty well. Image: 965x713 JPG, 110KB. Click to view. Moonage Daydream 12 months ago on 05/31/12 Equipped: Mario Plushie named "Hodor!" You should have just sent an image of Calvin peeing on the JP Morgan logo  momomomocide 12 months ago on 05/31/12 Equipped: Shark With Frickin' Laser ............. :| PS: PS I so would. PS: PS PS PS Moderator nomad Says:  | Geek dating and social networking for awesome people.OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products. |
