I confessed to Eppy that I saw this photo on BoingBoing and, for some reason, imagined a parallel universe where he's a furry.
Booty: Even alternate-universe Furry Mark would still be fashionably outside the mainstream a bit
Booty: All the other furries are into like "sexy Disney" anthro drawings
Eppy: I'm into fetish taxidermy
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Honestly, I just think "fetish taxidermy" is the funniest two words I've heard in a while!
Moderator John Booty Says:
kashira 3 years ago on 06/08/12
Equipped: Embarassing Yaoi Fanfiction by kashira named "The Story Of Eppy and Fievel"
I googled "fetish taxidermy" and this was one of the first results:
I guess this is a good a time as any to mention that dude who turned his cat (that died of natural causes) into a remote-controlled helicopter?
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Moderator Ryan the Lion Says:
Achtung! Wafflesnatchers 3 years ago on 06/08/12
I thought this would be a thread about the different ways Eppytatcher tastes. I don't want to derail the thread, but I'd really like to know.
email@example.com 3 years ago on 06/08/12
Equipped: Embarassing Yaoi Fanfiction by LostDecoy named "The Adventures of Junun and Dio"
John this is the best thread you have made in ages.
Kapt Dai 3 years ago on 06/08/12
Equipped: Icha Icha Paradise
For the one who wants a Squirrel Beer-Coozie
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Tender Roni 3 years ago on 06/08/12
Equipped: Home Pregnancy Test named "negative..."
This reminds me of this awesomely weird museum in France where taxidermied (sp!?!) squirrels were placed in various poses like around a dinner table wearing fancy clothes and monacles while inside a glass case framed.
fukkake 3 years ago on 06/08/12
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "Crotchfire!"
As we sit down at the dinner table with Mark we notice the beautiful melody of a harp. Our eyes are drawn to his latest sex kitten, she is as breathtaking as the music she plays.
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A Study in Pink 3 years ago on 06/08/12
It's good to know that I'm not the only one who occasionally ponders what bizarro Mark puts on his tumblr.
Oliphaunt 3 years ago on 06/09/12
I will stuff and mount all you furry motherfuckers
sparkledonkey 3 years ago on 06/09/12
Equipped: Horse Weiner
I'm currently growing out my leg hair in order to be worthy of stuffing and mounting by you, Kris.
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