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Gen. Chat “google autocompletes” by A Study in Pink

 
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A Study in Pink 2 years ago on 07/04/12
Next time you are in google and start typing in a search term, record here some of the suggestions it makes.

things that

- things that sparkle
- things that start with x
- things that turn guys on
- things that start with u

So I'm going to play some online scrabble before getting ready to go cruising at the club, I guess?
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fukkake 2 years ago on 07/04/12
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "Crotchfire!"
what happens

- in Vegas
- when you died
- when you block someone on twitter
- after death

The fact that the third one is a concern... concerns me.
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nomad 2 years ago on 07/04/12
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "A burst of rainbow fruit flavor in your mouth"
Panty

- and stocking with garterbelt
- and stocking season 2
- liner
- hose and tights

All relevant to my interests

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ANIMAL 2 years ago on 07/04/12
Equipped: Devo Hat
I like to do this with random words all the time:

happy

- wheels
- birthday
- endings
- birthday quotes
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coopaloop 2 years ago on 07/04/12
Equipped: Coupon For Free N00dz
Obama

-birth certificate
- jokes
- care

I don't remember what I was searching for but I wanted none of those things.
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Panzer Panda 2 years ago on 07/04/12
Equipped: Triforce
I want

-to draw you a cat
-it that way
-you to want me
-you back lyrics

wasn't thinking about drawing a cat but know I can't stop thinking about it.
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Tim 2 years ago on 07/04/12
Equipped: Flux Capacitor named "Great Scott!"
When can

-babies drink water
-I get pregnant
-babies see
-babies eat eggs
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Tulip O'Hare 2 years ago on 07/07/12
Equipped: Giant Robot named K-Devil named "Big Brother Is Watching You"
Is it worth

-it lyrics mike stud
-refinancing
-it let me work it
-going to college



is it

-down
-a full moon
-down for me or everyone
-possible to drown yourself
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OverHeadCam 2 years ago on 07/07/12
Equipped: JIF. (Choosy moms choose this) named "Jraphics Interchange Format"
How does one

-tree hill end
-become a saint
-get shingles
-get pink eye
 
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A Study in Pink 2 years ago on 07/08/12
max

maxim
max payne 3
maxim hot 100
max games

Wait a minute..... can you PAY to be an autocomplete on google? Like advertising? I have a difficult time believing these are actually the most popular searches on google for "max."
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Johnny Landmine 2 years ago on 07/08/12
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
why can't i stop

eating
thinking about him
crying
farting
 
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Bitch Tits 2 years ago on 07/09/12
Republicans for

- Unicorns
- Obama
- Voldermort
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MPsy S. Thompson 2 years ago on 07/09/12
Equipped: Used Panties From Anti named "Memoirs of a Preteen Geisha"
OB

ob gyn
ob noodle house
ob tampons
ob bear
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Tim 23 months ago on 08/18/12
Equipped: Flux Capacitor named "Great Scott!"
Why won't he
marry me
call me
kiss me
text me
 
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A Study in Pink 23 months ago on 08/18/12
Tim said:
Why won't he
marry me
call me
kiss me
text me


turn that shit into a hit single
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WWNSX 23 months ago on 08/18/12
Equipped: Bar of Soap named "1st Rule of OB Club:You Do Not Talk About OB Club!"
A Study in Pink said:


turn that shit into a hit single


Time to call Bono and see if him and his big fly sunglasses are available.
 
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A Study in Pink 23 months ago on 08/18/12
Why won't she
blow me
text me
text me back
call me

PS: Why won't she b
blow me
break up with me
believe me
break up with her boyfriend

why won't she c
call
call me
commit
call me her boyfriend

why won't she t
text me
text me back
talk to me anymore
tell me how she feels about me
PS: We have a full song right here.
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WWNSX 23 months ago on 08/18/12
Equipped: Bar of Soap named "1st Rule of OB Club:You Do Not Talk About OB Club!"
why won't she f
fall in love with me
forgive me
text first
file for divorce
 
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A Study in Pink 23 months ago on 08/19/12
why won't she a
add me on facebook
accept my friend request
answer my calls
answer my texts

we did b and c

why won't she d
date me
dump her boyfriend
go down on me
divorce me

why won't she e
email me back
ever text me first
make eye contact
eat my

Wait, what?
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Tim 23 months ago on 08/19/12
Equipped: Flux Capacitor named "Great Scott!"
Shhhh, you'll like it.

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