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Fatty Talk “a food regret thread for non-dieters” by A Study in Pink

 
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A Study in Pink 10 years ago on 07/27/12
We all make mistakes and I don't see why I have to be on a diet to feel remorse over bad food decisions.

I am making a terrible one right now: I am not hungry, but the thai basil chicken in the fridge was sooooooo good I am going to eat some more. So I guess this is preemptive regret because I know I am going to get a stomach ache from eating so much. It's the damn chicken's fault for being so delicious!
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Captain Fancy Pants 10 years ago on 07/27/12
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I had chicken fingers and fries for lunch/dinner and now I'm eating a cheesesteak. I'll probably pass out after this.
 
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A Study in Pink 10 years ago on 07/27/12
Oh god why did I have to eat BOTH of the cinnamon rolls aaggghhhhhhhh it hurtsssssss
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Moonage Daydream 10 years ago on 07/27/12
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Came home at midnight, ate three cold potstickers, woke up feeling like a fart machine that swallowed some glass
 
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Aetrius 10 years ago on 07/27/12
I regret not ordering the lamb vindaloo.
 
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A Study in Pink 10 years ago on 07/27/12
Always order lamb vindaloo. Hey, there's still time! Order it now.
 
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Aetrius 10 years ago on 07/27/12
After the Saag paneer made its way out (well mostly the saag) I think I'll wait a week before I head back.
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Devi 10 years ago on 07/28/12
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Oh god, I shouldn't have eaten that last piece of the golden California roll... Well, ok, I probably would've been fine eating whole roll if I hadn't ordered the crappy chicken teriyaki roll too.
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fukkake 10 years ago on 08/02/12
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John and I probably shouldn't have eaten ALL the bagel bites and ALL the Smilies BUT we did. REGRETS.
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Senator Hideki 10 years ago on 08/02/12
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Unemployment budget means cup o' noodles like I'm a damn college student again.

So much regret.
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Boudicca 10 years ago on 08/02/12
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I had so much Boston Cream pie last night that my heart was racing and I felt like I was going to climb the walls.
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StuntCock 9 years ago on 08/17/12
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I got this amazing Italian sandwich at lunch with every cured meat on the planet, some nice greens and buffalo mozzarella.

Now I just want to curl up and sleep until spring.
 
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A Study in Pink 9 years ago on 08/18/12
I regret that the leftover shepherd's pie is too far away for me to eat before passing out.
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fukkake 9 years ago on 08/20/12
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Mmmm...nothing like a bag full of stale Cheerios to start the morning off right.
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pamelaNeko 9 years ago on 08/20/12
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Just for the record, and if I am perfectly honest with myself, I have never been on a diet, ever
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Michi 9 years ago on 08/29/12
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Didn't have a proper dinner (ate a banana and yogurt), went to a bar where I had a gin & tonic and lots of cheese, fruit, and cookies, came home and ate my leftover 1/4 of a burrito at like 11:30 pm. Stomach hurt so much. At least I had worked out at lunch. Sob.

Now it's 11:30 pm again the next day and I want a popsicle instead of my workout.
 
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A Study in Pink 8 years ago on 04/06/14
I should not have eaten that sundae. My stomach still hurts!
PS: I regret getting the sundae instead of tacos. Never again!
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Captain Fancy Pants 8 years ago on 05/31/14
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Eating that entire platter of buffalo chicken cheese fries was a bad idea, especially when the cook doesn't have any restraint on the spices.

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