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Fatty Talk “How do you eat your eggs?” by Lord_BullGod

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Lord_BullGod 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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No really, you talked too much when you should've been reading the menu, and Flo asked, "Hun, how would you like those eggs cooked?"

You answer with your default
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Matthew 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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Sunny side up. Every. Time.
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NomiJade 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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Over medium.
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fukkake 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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Whites only scrambled with some cheddar cheese and spinach please!
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nomad 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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Over easy.
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pamelaNeko 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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Over easy or poached.
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Moonage Daydream 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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Cooked in the shell for one hour at 65 degrees Celsius, then rolled to crack the shell and steeped in tea, soy sauce, star anise and orange zest for at least three hours
PS: Haha no, real answer is "over easy on a bacon double cheeseburger"
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Kapt Dai 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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fried, and lots of sriracha
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Dia 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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Scrambled, with cheese
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NekoStar 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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Over easy on a bed of garlic rice.
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Boudicca 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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Scrambled!



Then I pour mustard on them.
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DrCrowdPleaser 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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Order two eggs "any style." See what happens. Add salsa.
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Luchadorable 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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pamelaNeko said:
Over easy or poached.


Runny yolk is best yolk. I am very serious about this.
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Fievel 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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Over medium on wheat toast with salt, pepper and hot sauce.
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Princess Shoujo Maiku 9 years ago on 04/08/13
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pamelaNeko said:
Over easy or poached.
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Float 9 years ago on 04/09/13
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Sunny or fried with a broken yolk.
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vlyandra 9 years ago on 04/09/13
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Over medium, though in most places that seems to mean over hard. =(
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seggs 9 years ago on 04/09/13
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scrambled.

or if the server isnt at all busy, "surprise me"
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Devi 9 years ago on 04/11/13
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Scrambled, with cheese if available.
 
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DifferentlySane 9 years ago on 04/11/13
Scrambled, topped with hot sauce.

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