Lord_BullGod 9 years ago on 04/08/13
Equipped: Triforce named "ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!"
No really, you talked too much when you should've been reading the menu, and Flo asked, "Hun, how would you like those eggs cooked?"
You answer with your default
Matthew 9 years ago on 04/08/13
Equipped: Jar of Pickles named "Lisa's Long-Lost Birthday Pickles"
Sunny side up. Every. Time.
fukkake 9 years ago on 04/08/13
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "Crotchfire!"
Whites only scrambled with some cheddar cheese and spinach please!
nomad 9 years ago on 04/08/13
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "A burst of rainbow fruit flavor in your mouth"
pamelaNeko 9 years ago on 04/08/13
Equipped: Devo Hat named "uncontrollable urge!"
Over easy or poached.
Moonage Daydream 9 years ago on 04/08/13
Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you"
Cooked in the shell for one hour at 65 degrees Celsius, then rolled to crack the shell and steeped in tea, soy sauce, star anise and orange zest for at least three hours
PS: Haha no, real answer is "over easy on a bacon double cheeseburger"
Dia 9 years ago on 04/08/13
Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER named "It helps with the DRILLBIT MANEUVER!"
Scrambled, with cheese
NekoStar 9 years ago on 04/08/13
Equipped: Technique scroll: "Bitch Slap"
Over easy on a bed of garlic rice.
Boudicca 9 years ago on 04/08/13
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
Then I pour mustard on them.
DrCrowdPleaser 9 years ago on 04/08/13
Equipped: Your very own cow named "My Own Private Idaho"
Order two eggs "any style." See what happens. Add salsa.
Luchadorable 9 years ago on 04/08/13
Equipped: Espionage Codec named "Andrew is Sad That I Have This and He Doesn't"
Runny yolk is best yolk. I am very serious about this.
Fievel 9 years ago on 04/08/13
Equipped: Kiss from Creepy Stalker named "A kiss from the shadows"
Over medium on wheat toast with salt, pepper and hot sauce.
Princess Shoujo Maiku 9 years ago on 04/08/13
Equipped: Embarassing Yaoi Fanfiction by LostDecoy named "The Adventures of Junun and Dio"
Float 9 years ago on 04/09/13
Equipped: Portable Campfire named "put it in your pocket and roast some weiners!"
Sunny or fried with a broken yolk.
vlyandra 9 years ago on 04/09/13
Equipped: Symmetrical Bread Stack named "Carboloading"
Over medium, though in most places that seems to mean over hard. =(
seggs 9 years ago on 04/09/13
Equipped: All-New, Portable, Take-Anywhere Llama named "Tina"
or if the server isnt at all busy, "surprise me"
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