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Fatty Talk “How do you eat your eggs?” by Lord_BullGod

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fukkake 9 years ago on 04/11/13
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I JUST remembered my other favorite way. Sliced chicken sausage covered in marinara sauce baked with an egg on top,. So. Damn. Good.
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jennyfur 9 years ago on 04/12/13
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ALL the omelettes. With cheese(s).
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Lord Not-To-Fucked-With 9 years ago on 04/12/13
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i used to be an omelet and then i saw this graphic and it almost made me cry

eggs in a hole now



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Moonage Daydream 9 years ago on 04/13/13
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You could just opt for "over-medium" since that's not covered. Then your fate will no longer be decided by others
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Michi 9 years ago on 05/16/13
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Fried egg whites. So good.

Also really love scrambled & omelettes, I just can't do anything where the yolk is not mixed or isn't missing entirely. I'll make hard boiled eggs, give my fiancé the yolk, and eat the delicious whites separate.
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Somebody 9 years ago on 05/16/13
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Scrambled EASY with cheese then add pepper and a smidge of salt.
PS: Additionally, if I were a woman, I would always reply to the question: "How do you like your eggs?"

Unfertilized
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Dobby 9 years ago on 05/17/13
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In brownies (:
 
 
Fajrolumo 9 years ago on 06/08/13
Over medium topped, scrambled, and omelet.
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Mark Argent 9 years ago on 06/08/13
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"no homo"
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Mel 9 years ago on 06/18/13
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At a restaurant, I'll have them over-easy over my hash browns. I like poached eggs the most, but after the last time I went to Village Inn, I'm not making that mistake again.
PS: SMASH MOUTH EAT THE EGGS
 
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keltickommando87 8 years ago on 08/05/14
Over easy, but every once in a blue moon I get an omelet.
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Devi 7 years ago on 08/14/14
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I've always preferred scrambled or in an omelet, but I've gotten over my fear of runny yolk and actually enjoy fried eggs now!
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the.avidpedestrian 7 years ago on 09/02/14
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Baked in cookies, cakes and brownies.
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Bad Mongo 7 years ago on 09/13/14
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I eat a lot of eggs, so I can't commit to one style. In order of preference:

1. Fried (usually over easy, sometimes sunny side up), soft yolk
2. Poached, soft yolk
3. Scrambled/omelette
4. Hard boiled
5. Pickled
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Moonage Daydream 7 years ago on 02/23/15
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I change my answer to "deviled"
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Barney Stinson 7 years ago on 03/15/15
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Forgot to post this here. Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkWISKfgqZ0

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