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Fatty Talk “BIG DOG (DONG) Thread” by Ak

 
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Ak 6 years ago on 08/08/13
Seriously, what has satan wrought?! http://bighotdog.com/

That price is pretty killer. I feel this should be a sausagefest event. Clear out an aisle for onions, green relish, peppers and dill pickles. and just unleash these monsters.

One pack contains:
7 Lbs +/-
16" Long +/-
4" Diameter
100% beef and pork
40 servings per dog
Invented in Chicago, IL USA

Girthy for your pleasure. Ok i'm done now
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pamelaNeko 6 years ago on 08/08/13
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1) I kinda know the guys who made this shit up
2) I won one of these giant hot dogs in a burlesque contest. ngl, it was kinda gross all flopping around at room temp
2a) Also I was pretty annoyed about that bunk prize. The guy who owns this huge dog also owns the Gorilla Tango Theater-- and they hosted the competition show. so fuck them
3) I did not eat the big hot dog. It would have just been like eating a hunk of bologna.
3a) I think we gave it to a food shelter, but I'm not sure. I was not on giant hot dog disposal duty
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StuntCock 6 years ago on 08/08/13
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I was not on giant hot dog disposal duty


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Somebody said:
I was not on giant hot dog disposal duty


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Somebody said:
I was not on giant hot dog disposal duty


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Somebody said:
I was not on giant hot dog disposal duty


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seggs 6 years ago on 08/19/13
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i fell like if this were to be a party style dish, then making a thinner longer dog would have been easier to serve...

its like, this thing is just a log of cold cuts. that havent been cut.
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Kirei the Klown 6 years ago on 08/21/13
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seggs said:
i fell like if this were to be a party style dish, then making a thinner longer dog would have been easier to serve... its like, this thing is just a log of cold cuts. that havent been cut.


Yeah, really! What makes this any different from an uncut bologna log? srsly gyz
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Princess Shoujo Maiku 5 years ago on 02/18/14
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PRICE IS DOWN to $95 GOGOGOGOGO

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