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Pee Chat “Jumping into the pee” by VortexBlaster

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VortexBlaster 7 years ago on 08/30/13
Equipped: Girl In Bucket named "Kerri"
I was told I should hang out in Pee, so here I am. I'm loathe to make this one of those 'I'm here, there is no reason for this thread' threads, so I'll transform it into a 'what did you do with your day' thread.

My day:

- Payday. Excellent!
- Day off. Excellent!
- Called into work. Bah!
- On shift with cute girl in work. Excellent!
- Delivery late, 17 cages of stock to work. Bah!
- Strongbow Dark Fruit Cider on offer today. Bought some!

Am at home now enjoying the cider.

Now go!
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Johnny Landmine 7 years ago on 08/30/13
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
I spent Friday riding trains, introducing myself to a bunch of junior high schoolers, and doing okay at Magic the Gathering. So far I have done nothing on Saturday!
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Boudicca 7 years ago on 08/30/13
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
Welcome to Pee Chat. I have only one rule for the Kingdom. Obey me without question.

Today I drank way too much coffee and ate half a feta and spinach pizza.
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VortexBlaster 7 years ago on 08/30/13
Equipped: Girl In Bucket named "Kerri"
Johnny Landmine said:
I spent Friday riding trains, introducing myself to a bunch of junior high schoolers, and doing okay at Magic the Gathering. So far I have done nothing on Saturday!


Magic... man, I haven't played that in a while. Also, trains are fun.

Boudicca said:
Welcome to Pee Chat. I have only one rule for the Kingdom. Obey me without question.

Today I drank way too much coffee and ate half a feta and spinach pizza.


What sorts of commands can I expect to obey? Just want to make sure I know what I'm getting into!
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the.avidpedestrian 7 years ago on 08/30/13
Equipped: Kato Mask named "can you see me now?"
Boudicca said:
Welcome to Pee Chat. I have only one rule for the Kingdom. Obey me without question.

Today I drank way too much coffee and ate half a feta and spinach pizza.


This is my new favorite pizza for the past year or so. OMG, so delicious.

Today I worked a closing shift at my new job. I'm a supervisor/keyholder, so I get to open/close the store, which is kind of cool. We called the alarm company and I picked my PIN for the alarm. It was supposed to work today, but it didn't, so the GM has to call in the morning to see what happened. I also learned how to reconcile the store's cash count and prepare the deposit and things. Other than that, I had pancakes with peanut butter and maple-FLAVORED syrup and bacon for breakfast, read like, half a novel on my kindle before work. All in all, I have to say I much prefer being in a supervisory position. It's way better for someone with control issues, lol. To be able to FIX it when I see things being done wrong? Emotional ambrosia, lol.
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Mr. Francis York Morgan 7 years ago on 08/31/13
Equipped: Sword named "Fighander"
Today I was told that my sister purchased a denim jacket. She told me this herself.

VortexBlaster said:
What sorts of commands can I expect to obey? Just want to make sure I know what I'm getting into!


I'm certain you will not be told to purchase a denim jacket. The King is cruel, but fair.

Moderator Boudicca Says:

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NekoStar 7 years ago on 08/31/13
Equipped: Power Armor Upgrade: "Screw Attack"
My Day:

-Woke up naked

I started to list the rest but then I realized that's the only part that matters.
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VortexBlaster 7 years ago on 08/31/13
Equipped: Girl In Bucket named "Kerri"
Mr. Francis York Morgan said:
I'm certain you will not be told to purchase a denim jacket. The King is cruel, but fair.


I last had one when I was 5. I'm sure I can handle the challenge 22 years later.

Princess Katy Cuppincakes said:
My Day:

-Woke up naked

I started to list the rest but then I realized that's the only part that matters.


You know, you're totally right.
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Dr. Taylor Lay 7 years ago on 08/31/13
Equipped: Keys to the Pussy Wagon named "InYOURendo"
Welcome! My day consisted of attempting to help my girlfriend move while hung over as fuck. It went moderately well.
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The happy sausage artist 7 years ago on 09/01/13
Equipped: Sigil From Ed Elric's Coat
woke up, got laid, ate breakfast, went to work, came back home, waited on and got my bed delivered, built my bed, came back to work, went home to eat dinner, came back to work for the rest of my 24 hour shift. tomorrow will consist of me going to Renn Faire.
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Lord Not-To-Fucked-With 7 years ago on 09/01/13
Equipped: Coupon For Free N00dz named "otakubooty"
but did u wake up NAKED?

my new apt is a minefield for getting seen naked by the neighbors. just waiting for it to happen bc i CANT STOP BEING NAKED
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VortexBlaster 7 years ago on 09/07/13
Equipped: Girl In Bucket named "Kerri"
The happy sausage artist said:
woke up, got laid,


Envy began here.

I wake up force feed force self out of door force self through day and then fall onto my bed alone in tears, then realise my bed has fallen apart and I've seriously injured myself.
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The Operator 7 years ago on 09/07/13
Equipped: Guyver Unit named "McGuyver, the robot detective"
Wake up, sit in front of a computer for 8 hours and get paid for surfing reddit and OB all day, go home, watch a movie, go to sleep.
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Lord Not-To-Fucked-With 7 years ago on 09/10/13
Equipped: Coupon For Free N00dz named "otakubooty"
as a soldier in the pee chat kingdom, i do not accept crying as a result of not getting laid.

there is always someone willing to fuck you. go fuck them
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jennyfur 7 years ago on 09/11/13
Equipped: John Booty Plushy named "Sex toy property of "Ralph's Mom""
I'm sorry, did you say something? I was still too busy thinking about Katy naked.

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