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Pee Chat “HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JOHN” by Mark Argent

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Mark Argent 7 years ago on 09/05/13
Equipped: King of Genius-Level Retards Crown named "COME TO FUCKING EPPY"
JOHN POSTED A BIRTHDAY THREAD FOR ME

NOBODY POSTED A BIRTHDAY THREAD FOR JOHN

WE HAVE FAILED, LET US ALL GO TO THE TANKS AND BECOME ONE WITH ALL THE PEOPLE
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Johnny Landmine 7 years ago on 09/05/13
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
HAPPY OUR BIRTHDAY.

AND TO THE REST OF YOU:



CRAPPY OUR BIRTHDAY.
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fukkake 7 years ago on 09/05/13
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "Crotchfire!"
WHAT....I am disappointed in myself... BUT mostly everyone else because it is easier to deflect my shortcomings on others and feel better.

YOU ALL SUCK.

Happy birthday John!!!
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Bad Wolf 7 years ago on 09/05/13
Equipped: Sigil From Ed Elric's Coat named "Equivalent Exchange"
HE'S NOT ON MY FACEBOOK, I DIDN'T KNOW, OKAY!??!?

Happy birthday!!!
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StuntCock 7 years ago on 09/05/13
Equipped: N00dz of Ali named "But she was naked! And all... articulate!"
LET US PIERCE THE THIN MEMBRANE ABOVE THE CELEBRATION POOLS AND ENGULF OURSELVES IN THE OILY VISCOUS FLUID OF RAPTURE
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Boudicca 7 years ago on 09/05/13
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!
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Pete 7 years ago on 09/06/13
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "BOOMSHAKALAKA!"
Like I said on your facebook: Happy Birthday John!

...my birthday is the day before John's and it's usually forgotten on OB as well.
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Johnny Landmine 7 years ago on 09/06/13
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
AW, DANG, PETE, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY

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