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Pee Chat “Random Halloween Confesions” by Devil Fruit Bubble Tea

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Devil Fruit Bubble Tea 7 years ago on 10/20/13
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Since it is the costume season, anything you're willing to admit about this festive season?

- I never liked candy corn
- I always hated smarties because they would get loose on the floor and then I wouldn't eat them
- I once went as a glittery vampire for Halloween
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umaburk 7 years ago on 10/20/13
Equipped: Fire Flower named "joe versus the volcano ... and the hurricane"
I like to put oxycontin in some of the candy I pass out.

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Boudicca 7 years ago on 10/20/13
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Said it before. Will say it again and always say it. Candy corn is fucking disgusting.

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Johnny Landmine 7 years ago on 10/20/13
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I love the season. I love the weather, I love the decorations, I love (most of) the seasonal foods, I love the first trick-or-treaters arriving just before dusk, I love that mostly-ex-goth's lingering feeling that the whole corpus of popular culture is dropping by to visit my house for a couple weeks.

Pretty much don't give a shit about adult Halloween parties, though. Kind of hard to after you've realized that any other night of the year you can go out and get drunk without having to worry about breaking your outfit or people asking what you're supposed to be.
PS: Also candy corn is fucking disgusting.
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umaburk 7 years ago on 10/20/13
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smh. Not sure what's not awesome about candy corn. You guys just haven't had the good kind.

The best thing about Halloween is 1) Bauhaus CDs and 2) you can knock on old peoples' doors and really piss them off and not get in trouble for it.
PS: Also I used to do the flaming bag of dog turd thing. Not my proudest moments, but yolo.
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Boudicca 7 years ago on 10/21/13
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You might as well get a sugar cube and eat it if you want candy corn. There's nothing to it. It's just hard sugar.

Why would you waste your Halloween candy eating time on that mess when there are fun size candy bars to eat?
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Devil Fruit Bubble Tea 7 years ago on 10/21/13
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I will also admit to not liking the following

- mike and Ike
- Twizzlers
- nerds
- kit kat bars
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MissyJotastic 7 years ago on 10/22/13
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Twizzlers are fucking disgusting. I actually really like candy corn.
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seggs 7 years ago on 10/22/13
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i really want to go in drag some year.
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Laurette 7 years ago on 10/22/13
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I will take all of the kit Kat bars and smarties. And do you all who hate candy corn hate the mallow pumpkins too? Cuz dem pumpkins
PS: Also thanks I just went and stole kit kats out of the Halloween candy.

Almost every costume I do is put together last second but ends up awesome because I have crazy good thrift store luck. This year I found a perfect shirt and best for pirate look and a perfect dress for a vampire that fit like a fuckin glove, i just didn't get them because the credit card machine was down and I was already frustrated so I just left. Might have to go back for the dress
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Boudicca 7 years ago on 10/22/13
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Nope, don't like marshmallows either!
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Laurette 7 years ago on 10/23/13
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Boudicca said:
Nope, don't like marshmallows either!


they're not marshmallow, they're kind of like candy corn but pumpkin shaped and slightly different tasting, a little softer. Hard to explain!
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Devi 7 years ago on 10/23/13
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I do all my home goods shopping at Halloween. This year I've bought towels, a bath mat, cocktail shaker, drink strainer, bottle opener, apron and oven mit. All spooky flavored.
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(s)Aint Chimo 7 years ago on 10/29/13
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Tonight is my first time watching the movie IT. I can see why this made people fear clowns! Tim Curry, you scary! The baby bird in a fortune cookie scene really creeped me out, more than any of the Pennywise scenes!!
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NekoStar 7 years ago on 10/29/13
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I love Halloween and getting dressed up but then I get really apprehensive when it actually comes to leaving the house in my costume. It seems really ridiculous because I feel like the "outsider" and get really apprehensive going in a homemade somewhat serious costume rather than a generic store bought "sexy/slutty ____."

Man I think I just brought this thread down
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Devil Fruit Bubble Tea 7 years ago on 10/31/13
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-I miss the grim adventures of billy and Mandy
-I look forward to the leprechaun movie marathons around Halloween

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Devi 7 years ago on 11/02/13
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I really, really hope Cost Plus still has some halloween stuff on clearance because I'm kicking myself for not buying a brass bat wine stopper when I saw them.

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