Lord Not-To-Fucked-With 5 years ago on 12/31/13
Equipped: Hello Kitty Vibrator named "yes, i'm using this whilst talking to you. go on."
please add yours
fukkake 5 years ago on 12/31/13
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "Crotchfire!"
Boudicca 5 years ago on 01/01/14
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
I call mine Stink.
Darth Gnosis 5 years ago on 01/01/14
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
Andrew 5 years ago on 01/01/14
Equipped: All-New, Portable, Take-Anywhere Llama named "With one of these, alpaca mean punch!"
I'm a big fan of "sugar butt."
GentlemanHobo 5 years ago on 01/04/14
Equipped: Coupon For Free *unf unf unf* named "When you buy one *untz untz untz*"
tits 'n' bits
Johnny Landmine 5 years ago on 01/05/14
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
Three Dollar Bill Y'all
trampersand 5 years ago on 02/25/14
Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER named "this glove has gone where you never will."
Barney Stinson 5 years ago on 02/26/14
Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans"
Blonde Boi 5 years ago on 08/19/14
Equipped: Zim's Secret Thing in a Jar
Back when my ex-wife was still my wife, I'd call her 'Elf' because she was 4'9. I still call her that to this day, and she still calls me by my nickname that she gave me. The current girl I'm dating is also short, but I wouldn't dare give her a nickname to make fun of her height because not only is she the serious sort, but she's a hardcore Krav Maga practitioner, so she'd beat my a$$. I'm inwardly hoping to make friends with Wesley Snipes so I can get really pumped up on fighting skills, so that I can give her a nickname and survive the fallout.
Lord_BullGod 5 years ago on 08/19/14
Equipped: Nunchiaku named "Drunken NinJa Otakon 2k4 Party Award"
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