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Gen. Chat “gr8 nicknames to call your significant other” by Lord Not-To-Fucked-With

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Lord Not-To-Fucked-With 5 years ago on 12/31/13
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fukkake 5 years ago on 12/31/13
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Sugar Nipples

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Boudicca 5 years ago on 01/01/14
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I call mine Stink.
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Pumpkinpants.
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I'm a big fan of "sugar butt."
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Three Dollar Bill Y'all
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Bad Mongo 5 years ago on 01/05/14
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Mom?





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trampersand 5 years ago on 02/25/14
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Barney Stinson 5 years ago on 02/26/14
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Blonde Boi 5 years ago on 08/19/14
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Back when my ex-wife was still my wife, I'd call her 'Elf' because she was 4'9. I still call her that to this day, and she still calls me by my nickname that she gave me. The current girl I'm dating is also short, but I wouldn't dare give her a nickname to make fun of her height because not only is she the serious sort, but she's a hardcore Krav Maga practitioner, so she'd beat my a$$. I'm inwardly hoping to make friends with Wesley Snipes so I can get really pumped up on fighting skills, so that I can give her a nickname and survive the fallout.
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Lord_BullGod 5 years ago on 08/19/14
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Sergio

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Cognac Jack 5 years ago on 08/19/14
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Sergio

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