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Fatty Talk “You want my n00dlz?” by mheart

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thy_avatar 7 years ago on 12/06/05
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r@m#n$ iz t@$ty

Moderator DP2000 Says:

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bannsidhe 7 years ago on 12/06/05
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You must piss salt water
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technically, we all piss salt water...
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san_dasan 5 years ago on 08/24/07
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The only thing that would've made your Hot noodlz even hotter is if they were Shim Ramyun noodles.

http://...junosora.com/.../uploads/2007/01/Shin_Ramyun.jpg
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cake xplozion 5 years ago on 08/24/07
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please, you bring the water to a boil, and then turn off the heat and put the noodles in. after the noodles are just soft enough to separate you move it to the bowl. that way you have just the right combo of crunchy and soft.
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Fievel 5 years ago on 08/24/07
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The only proper way to cook ramen, is to cook the noodles to al dente, turn off the burner, add the seasoning, mix and let it sit for a good 20 minutes until the noodles soak up most, if not all of the soup. Thus do you get the most flavorful noodles possible.
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Pete 5 years ago on 08/24/07
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I love Shim Ramyun. The hotter the better!! I totally cures hangovers!!!
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caitlin 5 years ago on 08/25/07
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Curry Udon

http://...noodleson.com/...images/mu.tanuki.soba.small.jpg
Tanuki Soba

http://...noodleson.com/.../shirakiku/otafuku.yakisoba.jpg
Otafuku Yakisoba

http://...noodleson.com/...images/mu.kitsune.udon.bowl.jpg
Kitsune Udon

http://www.quickspice.com/scstore/images/soba_sample.jpg
Plain ol' soba. Preferably with the kaori gomadame normally used for shabu shabu, but the tsuyu works too.

FUCK YOUR RAMEN.
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Andrew 5 years ago on 08/25/07
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Fievel said:
The only proper way to cook ramen, is to cook the noodles to al dente, turn off the burner, add the seasoning, mix and let it sit for a good 20 minutes until the noodles soak up most, if not all of the soup. Thus do you get the most flavorful noodles possible.


Thank you, sir, for educating these people. They know not how wrong they have been.
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Mel 5 years ago on 08/25/07
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Fievel said:
The only proper way to cook ramen, is to cook the noodles to al dente, turn off the burner, add the seasoning, mix and let it sit for a good 20 minutes until the noodles soak up most, if not all of the soup. Thus do you get the most flavorful noodl...


And that's when you drain them, add the eggs, and microwave them, right?
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Fievel 5 years ago on 08/25/07
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I microwave nothing. NOTHING!





Unless defrosting.
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caitlin 5 years ago on 08/25/07
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Defrosting shit in the microwave = sucks.

Seriously though, I eat my noodles with broth. Y'all fuckers are weird.
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Fievel 5 years ago on 08/25/07
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I only eat ramen with broth when I'm sick or at a ramen shop, in which case the broth is worth drinking. Otherwise, I'm just eating it for the flavor of the seasoning packet.
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mheart 5 years ago on 08/25/07
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re: random talk about how to prepare my noodlz
body: NOT SO FAST! If you want to show me your noodlz, you can. Show me how you do it. But don't tell me how to do mine!

But I do agree with Fievel. The longer the noodlz absorb the spice, the better they get.
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san_dasan 5 years ago on 08/25/07
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i usually drain as much of the broth as i can and then again when i'm getting to the very end. I'll only drink the broth if i'm too lazy to get up and go about the draining process.

They had a spicy seafood shin ramyun that i've been trying to find for months and even the manufacturer doesnt know what i'm talking about. But i know i ate it, i will find it!
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Agent 42 5 years ago on 08/25/07
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Miaow! said:
M <3 has the hottest noodlz i have ever seen.


I like rice n00dlz better lol (seriously, rice noodles kick ass)
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Nowhere Man 5 years ago on 08/25/07
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caitlin said:
Defrosting shit in the microwave = sucks.

Seriously though, I eat my noodles with broth. Y'all fuckers are weird.


QFT.

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