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Gen. Chat “Guy Tried to Break Into Our House Last Night” by John Booty

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John Booty 5 years ago on 03/18/14
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So that was cool. It was just a drunk (or whatever) guy who seemed really adamant that this was his home. Cops came and took him away.

He didn't break anything, so maybe it's inaccurate to say that he tried to break in. But he did try the front and back doors and argue with me.

So that was weird.

Luckily, the dog alerted us. That was good on a couple of levels because our house is not exactly a fortress and I can tell you from personal experience that a drunk guy can get inside without any extreme measures.

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John Booty 5 years ago on 03/18/14
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I mean a random guy, not Guy:

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Barney Stinson 5 years ago on 03/18/14
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Not to see through the whole charade instantly, but are you really going to expect us to believe this is NOT some dude you've been blowing on the side for months and Stef doesn't know about it?

Sorry John, I'm just tired of having to hold in the lies and secrets anymore. Stef deserves to know the truth, and this story of a drunk guy trying to "break in" is just too far.

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nomad 5 years ago on 03/18/14
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This happened to me also except it was an old lady, she was trying to unlock my front door and when I opened the door she was asking me what I was doing in her house. She was totally lost, probably had Alzheimer. I tried to help her but she just decided to believe me that it wasn't her house and left. I did call the cops and notify them, I was worried. Poor old lady :(
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fukkake 5 years ago on 03/18/14
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I should mention that I was of little to no help at all because I had taken Flexeril before bed due to an injured shoulder. So everything that was happening was being processed 2 minutes after the fact. Just imagine how that panned out.

Durango Puppums is awesome and the prince of all dogs and John is awesome and the prince of all manly things. Unless "Bill" is really the guy that he has been having a homeless fling with for months. Then he can sleep outside with Bill from now on.
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John Booty 5 years ago on 03/18/14
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Barney Stinson said:
but are you really going to expect us to believe this is NOT some dude you've been blowing on the side for months and Stef doesn't know about it?


I do expect everybody to believe it, actually, because you should know I'm into homeless guys!

And this guy EXPLICITLY believed he had a home.
PS: I'm not against peoples' right to own guns, but this made me glad I don't have any. What if I'd freaked out and shot the guy? That would have sucked.
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The Mad Bubbler 5 years ago on 03/18/14
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Maybe by his "home,' he meant your mouth...
PS: Seriously, though, glad it was just a confused drunk guy, and you folks are O.K..
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John Booty 5 years ago on 03/18/14
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Just to be safe, we're going to set up a series of "Home Alone"-style traps!
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Princess Shoujo Maiku 5 years ago on 03/19/14
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John Booty said:
Just to be safe, we're going to set up a series of "Home Alone"-style traps!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEzRxGqMgrM
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Senator Hideki 5 years ago on 03/27/14
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Pretty sure he only thought he had a home and it was "his" home because of the promises you've been making him to get his pants off when he's feeling insecure about your love for him.

Sorry, John, we've figured you out.
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John Booty 5 years ago on 03/27/14
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I'm just happy you have a profile picture again! You can say anything you want about me!
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Pudduh 5 years ago on 03/28/14
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I heard it was the Welsh ambassador dropping in for a chat..
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X-Wing @Aliciousness 5 years ago on 03/28/14
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John Booty said:
I mean a random guy, not Guy: [/i] Image: 800x600 JPG, 67KB. Click to view.


Yeah you're totally not enjoying the springtime of his youth all over your face.

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