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Pee Chat “You're on a farm...” by Ulyth

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Ulyth 7 years ago on 03/27/14
Equipped: Kato Mask named "More than meets the eye. Bruce Lee in disguse!"
It's a sunny day. Helen the pig sits on your foot.
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Senator Hideki 7 years ago on 03/27/14
Equipped: Technique scroll: "Stealth Hump" named "You won't even see me coming..."
Annoyance.

A sharp knife.

Blood everywhere.

Bacon!
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mheart 7 years ago on 03/27/14
Equipped: Espionage Codec named "Don't call me for no reason! <3"
"Helen, y u do?" I ask her. She gives her smug look while ripping a wet one. I vomit and reconsider my entire life's choices leading up to this moment.
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Ulyth 7 years ago on 03/28/14
Equipped: Kato Mask named "More than meets the eye. Bruce Lee in disguse!"
"YAR," a man yells from the front gate. "Do you seek adventure?!"
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Barney Stinson 7 years ago on 03/28/14
Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans"
::pets pig gently::

Yes kind sir, I do.
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Darth Gnosis 7 years ago on 03/30/14
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
Southwest
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Mr. Francis York Morgan 7 years ago on 03/31/14
Equipped: Sword named "Fighander"
Look man
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Barney Stinson 7 years ago on 04/02/14
Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans"
((BILLY. YOU ARE DROPPING THE BALL HERE))
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Ulyth 7 years ago on 04/02/14
Equipped: Kato Mask named "More than meets the eye. Bruce Lee in disguse!"
"YAR, WELL TOO BAD!"

The old man hops on his camel and leaves the farm. Immediately, the mailman stops by with a heap of bills.

"I reckon you need some extra money. The town is lookin' for a new Sheriff..."

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Mr. Francis York Morgan 7 years ago on 04/02/14
Equipped: Sword named "Fighander"
Cautiously eye the delivery man and ask, "Leo, how do I find to the police?"
 
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Uppity Negress 7 years ago on 04/02/14
Leo belches loudly and scratches his balls. "Hell if'n I know, pap. I'm just here for the moonshine." He immediately dozes off and lets a wet fart rip.


On second thought, that probably wasn't a fart.
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Ulyth 7 years ago on 04/04/14
Equipped: Kato Mask named "More than meets the eye. Bruce Lee in disguse!"
"Head down the road about half a mile and the police station will be sittin' to the right behind the tavern," Leo replies.
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Mr. Francis York Morgan 7 years ago on 04/04/14
Equipped: Sword named "Fighander"
I check Leo's pocket for a mixtape, finding the Sonic Youth CD that I lent to him years ago.

After placing the CD into my walkman, I realize that it wasn't a Sonic Youth CD, but a Smashing Pumpkins mixtape!
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Ulyth 7 years ago on 04/05/14
Equipped: Kato Mask named "More than meets the eye. Bruce Lee in disguse!"
Leo leans into your ear and whispers "The world is a vampire..."

Then he runs off into the distance. "WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!"
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Mr. Francis York Morgan 7 years ago on 04/12/14
Equipped: Sword named "Fighander"
"Leo, why not," curl up in a fetal position before miraculously dying.

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