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Fatty Talk “Best cut of fries” by Lord_BullGod

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Lord_BullGod 7 years ago on 08/14/14
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I'm a sucker for steak cut. I hate curly fries, unless they're from Hooters. Shoestring is okay I suppose. I hate those fat cut boardwalk style fries though, especially when they're fried in old oil.
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domminess 7 years ago on 08/15/14
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Belgian style frites or GTFO.
 
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keltickommando87 7 years ago on 08/16/14
Waffle fries, by a mile.
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seggs 7 years ago on 08/20/14
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im fairly indifferent towards the cut of the fries.

its all about that seasoning.

i do like the wedge style steak cut fries. the few places ive had them at do them quite well. i also like crispy crinkle cut fries. (fuck outta here wit yalls soggy ass mush fries)
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Princess Shoujo Maiku 7 years ago on 08/21/14
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shoestring or get fucked
 
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keltickommando87 7 years ago on 08/21/14
tranoid no ki said:
shoestring or get fucked





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StuntCock 7 years ago on 08/22/14
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If you want a discussion on this topic you need to move this thread to the dome so we get REAL answers.
PS: Steak fries are so soft and floppy, like your shitty little cock, Sergio.

Moderator Lord_BullGod Says:

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Matthew 7 years ago on 08/25/14
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Anything- literally anything- besides crinkle cut. That's not a fry it's a fucking excuse for aliens to eradicate our species on general principle. Though I'll still eat them because, hey, fries.
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Kirei the Klown 7 years ago on 08/27/14
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Crispy steakfries, aw yeah. The Irish pub place we liked back in Green Bay served those with a curry dipping sauce and they were soooo goooood. I just like that they're a little crisp on the outside and tender and fluffy on the inside.
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seggs 7 years ago on 08/29/14
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Kirei the Klown said:
I just like that they're a little crisp on the outside and tender and fluffy on the inside.


these fries are best fries. these specifically.
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Devi 7 years ago on 09/13/14
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Overfried steak fries that are super crispy, or alternatively, soggy shoe string fries like from McDonalds. Anything in between is just mediocre.
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Bad Mongo 7 years ago on 09/13/14
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I'm less concerned about the specific cut than whether or not said fries have the whole crispy exterior/fluffy interior/minimal greasiness thing going on.
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Lord_BullGod 7 years ago on 09/16/14
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StuntCock said:
If you want a discussion on this topic you need to move this thread to the dome so we get REAL answers. PS: Steak fries are so soft and floppy, like your shitty little cock, Sergio. Moderator Lord_BullGod Says:


WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING TO CLICK ON THE FATTY TAB
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Pudduh 7 years ago on 09/24/14
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+1 Steak fries for me!


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