Cat 2 years ago on 01/12/15
Equipped: Lawn Gnome named "Dio's thumb's worst nightmare!"
Hey OB. God, this made me feel so old...
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Johnny Landmine 2 years ago on 01/12/15
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
The oldest I've felt was a couple years back when I looked out at a classroom full of ninth-graders and realized none of them would have ever been impressed by the visuals in Jurassic Park.
nomad 2 years ago on 01/12/15
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "A burst of rainbow fruit flavor in your mouth"
Being born in the early 70's
Beltane 2 years ago on 01/12/15
Equipped: Hide (Leopard Hat Ver.) named "He's not really dead, he's just resting!"
Knowing that my niece is now 23 and is making close to 60k a year in her first career out of college.
oopswrongdroids 2 years ago on 01/12/15
The college students whose computers I fix were born in the 90's. One guy didn't know how a CD worked.
StuntCock 2 years ago on 01/13/15
Equipped: N00dz of Ali named "But she was naked! And all... articulate!"
Moderator Johnny Landmine Says:
Put A Bird On It! 2 years ago on 01/13/15
Equipped: Most Amazing Thing Ever!!!! named "Punctuation? Fuck yeah!"
The grey hair I found recently. Not the ones I already have on my head or in my beard, the new one on my chest.
Moonage Daydream 2 years ago on 01/13/15
Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you"
Kirei the Klown 2 years ago on 01/13/15
Equipped: Chicken & Waffles named "My baby daddy love him some Roscoes!"
Watching "kids" TV shows with my niece and nephew and noticing how snarky they are compared to stuff I watched when I was their age. These kids today!
Also watching PeeWee's Playhouse (now on Netflix!) with my daughter, remembering WAY more of it than I thought I did, and realizing it started in 1987. Upshot: my 3 year old fucking LOVES PeeWee's Playhouse.
Mel 2 years ago on 01/17/15
Equipped: Silly Pictures of noiwontsayplease named "I'm just holding them for a friend!"
My momento box.
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darkelegantangel 2 years ago on 01/20/15
Equipped: Magical OtakuBooty Source Code
Someone on my Destiny fireteam that i was trying to describe Goldeneye 64 said he hadn't played an n64 but had heard of it.
Kumba 2 years ago on 01/22/15
Equipped: Most Amazing Thing Ever!!!! named "Silmarils, gems of treelight"
When I remember the quote from Serial Experiments: Lain, "No matter where you are... everyone is always connected.", and realizing we're there now. Then, I not only feel old, but am beginning to glimpse just how much of a crotchy-old luddite jackass I'll be before I can start pulling Social Security checks. Assuming we have a Social Security system left by then...
The Kareem of Wheat 2 years ago on 01/22/15
Equipped: Galaxy's Most Dangerous Cute Lifeform: "Metriod" named "Purple's Plushy baby!"
Awhile back I had to explain to my 7-year old cousin what Blockbuster Video was.
Hero 2 years ago on 01/23/15
Equipped: Bad Mother F*cker Wallet
Hearing a 20 year old refer to Playstation 1 as 'retro'
Princess Shoujo Maiku 2 years ago on 01/23/15
Equipped: Embarassing Yaoi Fanfiction by LostDecoy named "The Adventures of Junun and Dio"
Also working in a middle school/high school and seeing kids born in 2002
Mr. Francis York Morgan 2 years ago on 01/24/15
Equipped: Sword named "Fighander"
Talking about what cereals keep me regular with my friends.
Also this. It scares the regularity out of me.
Slade xTekno 2 years ago on 02/05/15
Equipped: Home Pregnancy Test named "Awww, shit."
"My Gmail has been <insert handle here> since sixth grade!"
Dizzie 22 months ago on 07/15/15
Equipped: Pocket Shigeru Miyamoto named "It prints money!"
Everything crackling and popping when I work out
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