nomad 2 years ago on 10/19/16
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "A burst of rainbow fruit flavor in your mouth"
I felt old when I joined this site...now I feel ancient.
JTARI 2 years ago on 10/19/16
Equipped: Crafty Looking She-Octopus named "Mizz Thaaaaang"
I'm even a year older in my profile.
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kashira 2 years ago on 10/19/16
Equipped: Embarassing Yaoi Fanfiction by kashira named "The Story Of Eppy and Fievel"
John Booty said:
I joined this website when I was 17 and I turned 30 this year.
Lord_BullGod 2 years ago on 10/19/16
Equipped: Nunchiaku named "Drunken NinJa Otakon 2k4 Party Award"
Lol you older than Gorilla Monsoon
Cerati 2 years ago on 10/25/16
Equipped: Symmetrical Bread Stack named "A loaf of bread, for my bread gun..."
stuntcock mentioned it, acid reflux. Having to be careful what you eat before you go to bed. Also in the morning realizing that I am making the same coughing, groaning noises that my dad used to make when he would get up to go to work.
DevCore 2 years ago on 10/25/16
Equipped: Box of Crayons named "do not eat, do not eat, do not eat"
I now enjoy Grapenuts.
Imaginos 2 years ago on 10/25/16
Equipped: A Really Sharp Pointy Thing
John Booty said:
Same in the hardware world.. my original education was in managing mainframes where we used processor cards and DASD to support virtual machines (JCL/VMS) .. and now the young kids at work wonder why i do so well with this new thing of using VMware, blades and SANs
Clara 2 years ago on 10/25/16
Equipped: Embarassing Yaoi Fanfiction by libations
I'm about to turn 35
Madam GMILF 2 years ago on 10/25/16
Equipped: Kato Mask named "Ha! Now I am incognito!"
I have 2 grandchildren, I'm a year shy of half a century, my feet are collapsing, and everything creaks - I sound like a breakfast cereal just by standing up.
Kimchi Maker 2 years ago on 10/25/16
Equipped: Schoolgirl Outfit named "RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE"
Whenever I see Cassette tapes or VHS tapes. Basically whenever I visit my parents house.
The Kareem of Wheat 2 years ago on 10/25/16
Equipped: Galaxy's Most Dangerous Cute Lifeform: "Metriod" named "Purple's Plushy baby!"
My hairline is hanging by a few threads.
LeeChan 2 years ago on 10/26/16
Equipped: Keys to the Pussy Wagon named "My name is Buck, and I came to cook duck."
Working with college students and asking them if they know the band Cake. And having them reply, "wasn't that a band from the 90's?".
MeowMix 2 years ago on 10/27/16
Equipped: Totoro Plushie
Sitting on the floor to do my sewing projects, going to stand up, then feeling that awful pain in my lower back.
AnonymousGirl 2 years ago on 10/29/16
Equipped: Shark With Frickin' Laser
I joined the site at 17 and now I'm 24. Does that help?
Hero 2 years ago on 10/30/16
Equipped: Bad Mother F*cker Wallet
Reading that I've been a member here for 12 YEARS. Holy crap.
Frito 2 years ago on 10/31/16
Equipped: Issue of Newtype
Doing seeming logical stuff that younger me would've freaked at. Like putting an extra pair of underwear in my backpack when I fly in case they lose my luggage.
I mean who keeps underwear in their backpack?
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