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Gen. Chat “What makes you feel old?” by Cat

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Devi 3 years ago on 08/20/15
Equipped: Lawn Gnome named "Pablo"
Checking ID's at work
 
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AwkwardlySocial 2 years ago on 08/24/15
"You're listening to <callsign> FM! Oldies Radio, featuring the greatest hits of the 70's, 80's and 90's!"
 
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A Study in Pink 2 years ago on 09/02/15
I joined OB 10 years ago. I love it.
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cleversmartass 2 years ago on 09/05/15
Equipped: Kick In The Nads named "PWNing nads, one nad at a time"
jesus

I've been on here 11 years. That is insane!
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Matthew 2 years ago on 09/06/15
Equipped: Jar of Pickles named "Lisa's Long-Lost Birthday Pickles"
Literally everything
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Pudduh 2 years ago on 09/25/15
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction!"
Realising that I've been on here for a decade. That and thundercats is considered a "vintage cartoon" or the matrix a "movie classic"....
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Madam GMILF 2 years ago on 10/13/15
Equipped: Kato Mask named "Ha! Now I am incognito!"
I'm gaining a second grandchild. And my knee goes out whenever there's a change in the weather :-(
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Lord_BullGod 2 years ago on 10/15/15
Equipped: Nunchiaku named "Drunken NinJa Otakon 2k4 Party Award"
My dick has trouble staying hard after like, two beers. Or two of your mom's FOP's.
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Mako 2 years ago on 10/18/15
Equipped: Smelly Sock named "Master has presented us with clothes!"
I've been on here 11 years!
Not knowing shit about Pokémon anymore. How many fucking Pokémon are there now?!
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Dio 2 years ago on 10/19/15
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Mako said:
I've been on here 11 years!
Not knowing shit about Pokémon anymore. How many fucking Pokémon are there now?!


Too many goddamn Pokémon
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Ulyth 2 years ago on 10/29/15
Equipped: Kato Mask named "More than meets the eye. Bruce Lee in disguse!"
721...
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domminess 2 years ago on 11/04/15
Equipped: Box of Crayons named "I FREAKING LOVE COLORING"
The caffeine pill addiction episode of Saved By the Bell turned 25 today.
 
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Ronnie 2 years ago on 11/13/15
I've been playing Pokemon half my life.
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Matthew 2 years ago on 12/24/15
Equipped: Jar of Pickles named "Lisa's Long-Lost Birthday Pickles"
+ Seeing Episode VII
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Skits 2 years ago on 12/27/15
Equipped: Naruto Plushie named "Frog Summoner!"
Talking with a friend of mine who is 12 years my junior.... I feel like I'm becoming a relic. Then once I transform I shall consume everyone on the ship and crash the Museum gala and eat them too.
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Captain Commando 2 years ago on 12/29/15
Equipped: Home Pregnancy Test named "Wait, I don't need this..."
I have been on this site for 11 years. A THIRD OF MY LIFE.

also, hi it's been awhile

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Feyhd 2 years ago on 01/04/16
Legitimately being asked how you got hints for games before you could look them up on the internet.
 
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Arden FIERCE 24 months ago on 08/24/16
all these pictures on every ones Profiles from years ago.

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OverHeadCam 24 months ago on 08/26/16
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If Meg and I had an illegitimate high school baby when we first started dating, they'd be old enough to vote now.
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Skits 24 months ago on 08/26/16
Equipped: Naruto Plushie named "Frog Summoner!"
Seeing my age go from 20s to 30!
Also the fact that I've been on this site for over 12 years!

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