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Gen. Chat “What makes you feel old?” by Cat

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YawningGlory 3 years ago on 08/26/16
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I'm still waiting on Kill Bill: Yhe Whole Bloody Affair, so time is inconsequential. That and having to explain to teenagers in GTA who Allen Iverson was.
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MamaSkull 3 years ago on 08/26/16
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Getting my damn roof replaced.
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NekoStar 3 years ago on 09/08/16
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Fucking Dragoncon. Still recovering days later and I didn't stay up past 2am.
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Pete 3 years ago on 09/08/16
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When you say the word Cyborg and the kids these days have no idea what you're talking about.
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fukkake 3 years ago on 09/11/16
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The phrase "hang up the phone"
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Beltane 3 years ago on 09/11/16
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My niece is getting married next year.
 
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Horse's Ass 3 years ago on 09/13/16
fukkake said:
hang up the phone


No you!! ::giggles like school girl::
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Major Tom 3 years ago on 09/13/16
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I've been having irregular shits for like a week. I just dropped a proper log and now I feel like a million bucks! Very happy with my shituation.
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Skits 2 years ago on 10/18/16
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My niece and nephew have gone from Zygote to almost hitting puberty. What the hell. They were just babbling babies getting spooked by Totoro! (Dont ask me why Totoro spooked them, I blame my brother)
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Kaziel 2 years ago on 10/18/16
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I've gotten to the age where I can speak to other (younger) adults and can talk about things which happened before they were born.
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Imaginos 2 years ago on 10/18/16
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Being on this website again..
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DevCore 2 years ago on 10/18/16
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Imaginos said:
Being on this website again..
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Princess Shoujo Maiku 2 years ago on 10/18/16
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IIS 7 AMIRITE GAIS
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fukkake 2 years ago on 10/18/16
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Waking up in the morning.
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MeowMix 2 years ago on 10/18/16
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^ Beat me to it
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The happy sausage artist 2 years ago on 10/19/16
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Having to actually watch what I eat in order to not gain like 500 pounds
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StuntCock 2 years ago on 10/19/16
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Indi-fucking-gestion.

Waking up at 5am because of acid reflux and assorted bullshit is the absolute w.
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The happy sausage artist 2 years ago on 10/19/16
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StuntCock said:
Indi-fucking-gestion.

Waking up at 5am because of acid reflux and assorted bullshit is the absolute w.

This!
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Fievel 2 years ago on 10/19/16
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Going to bed at 10pm and waking up around 6am without the need of an alarm.
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John Booty 2 years ago on 10/19/16
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I don't really feel old in general. I only feel old when people younger than me hit certain milestones, like when my "little" brother turned 30.

One thing I do find funny is that in the software development world is that at this point I've been doing it long enough to see certain things repeating themselves. The concept behind React+Redux (everything's a "component", and given a particular state, it knows how to render itself based on that state) is really similar to the concept that has underpinned Windows' GUI framework from day 1.

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