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Gen. Chat “I don't know who anybody is anymore” by kashira

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kashira 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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Post your full name so I can match your username to your Facebook profile and judge you accordingly.
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Kimchi Maker 7 months ago on 10/18/16
Equipped: Schoolgirl Outfit named "RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE"
But then you might recognize me when I'm in the bushes out back!
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Fievel 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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Joshua Kaplowitz. Seriously, though, I have no idea who 2/3 of the people that post on the facebook page are.
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Lord_BullGod 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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Armando Sabrosa
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kashira 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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I'm John Rose

Moderator John Booty Says:

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Lord_BullGod 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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Oh my God I've been using the name Armando Sabrosa for like 10 years as my pseudonym online or when ordering food and I just remembered it's when I married two names:

I used to have this client that ordered lots of wine in bulk for his restaurant and he just went by "Armando" and we weren't allowed to know anything else about him until I accidentally showed up in his restaurant in Philly.

Then Ally posted this https://youtu.be/5mFKMhItBck and the rest is history
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kashira 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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I can't see the video at work so I'm just going to assume it's of that soccer announcer who was obsessed with saying Simao Sabrosa.

Moderator Lord_BullGod Says:

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Lumberjack 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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I don't even know who I am anymore.
How can I be Lumberjack without a beard?
And I got rid of all my flannel shirts.
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John Booty 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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I am Aly Grimm, and my penis is best described as "sturdy" and "probably a little bigger than it needs to be."

Moderator kashira Says:

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kashira 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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Sergio was I right??? Somebody watch the video and tell me if I was right.
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StuntCock 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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I was bummed that the site wasn't up but at no point was I desperate enough to join the OB Facebook group.

You are on your own.

Moderator Princess Shoujo Maiku Says:

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NomiJade 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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On Facebook I am Nomi Jade. Wow, I'm boring, I use the same semi-fake name for everything.
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John Booty 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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Yeah me too but at least people know who the fuck I am, unlike these 582-pseudonym motherfuckers! I'm even "booty" at work for a lot of things, like Github commits.
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NomiJade 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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My parents had my wedding glass engraved with "Nomi" instead of "Colleen". I'm proud to be part of team Consistent Fake Name with you, Booty.
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Kaziel 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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<=== Benjamin Landman
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Frito 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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I'm Joshua Graham, but anyone who knows me calls me Frito.
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The Operator 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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I am the terror that flaps in the night
 
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A Study in Pink 7 months ago on 10/18/16
What even was I on facebook? I think Lauren Noi, a nod to my old username of course. I had to change it and make my profile private after..... hmmm don't remember, some dude trying to stalk me. Noi appears to be a real name, Russian I think. Also I found this

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/noi

For no particular reason, I love the catalan language, so finding out it meant "young boy" made me pretty happy.
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kashira 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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Damn it Lauren, of course I know who YOU are. <3
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fukkake 7 months ago on 10/18/16
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I am the Booty's Magical Girl Wifu Stephy-Chan desu desu neeeeee~~~~

Ew.

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