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Pee Chat “The Throne Awaits” by Ryan the Lion

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Ryan the Lion 4 years ago on 10/18/16
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The castle is dark, but the dust has been kept at bay. Every corner and crevice has been meticulously kept free of cobwebs and debris. At it's center, a glorious, bejeweled throne sits empty. In an adjoining room, a faithful servant sits, silently sewing and always listening.

The King will return soon...
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Moonage Daydream 4 years ago on 10/24/16
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PEE CHAT HAS NO KING

PEE CHAT NEEDS NO KING

(sits down broodily)
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Mr. Francis York Morgan 4 years ago on 10/26/16
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There will be chaos until Xantar returns.

Unless we wish an evolution. A roman democracy. We will base our decisions on TOS laws. Romulan empire, obviously.

That's how Logan would want it.

If not that, we will need a Sisko.

Which of us has watched the most DS9?
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Johnny Landmine 4 years ago on 10/26/16
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Dee Es Nine more like Dee-es Nuts
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Darth Gnosis 4 years ago on 10/26/16
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Mr. Francis York Morgan said:
Which of us has watched the most DS9?



Uh, I've seen it all the way through, if that's what you mean.
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Mr. Francis York Morgan 4 years ago on 10/26/16
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Dave Weoddabebbyeetsaboi said:



Uh, I've seen it all the way through, if that's what you mean.

I mean watched and rewatched, Jester. Go and inflate a balloon.

...sorry, trying to get into the spirit of Lord of Pee Chat.

But hey! Jester! That's better than Stable Boy, right?
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DoomMonky 4 years ago on 10/27/16
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Mr. Francis York Morgan said:
Which of us has watched the most DS9?


That's probably me, if we're being honest.
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Mr. Francis York Morgan 4 years ago on 10/30/16
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I doubt that, but I'm not in the competition.
PS: As the loyal servitor with no desire for the throne.. the court jester, if you will, I believe that I've the unique position to see through wars and whatnot.

I've set down a fair test. Compare yourselves in the trial of arts, in both stadiums of MissyJo and Xantar.
PS: I mean, honestly? "most loyal servitor" is Gnosis. But he has his position, and he will not disagree with stable mucker, no?
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Darth Gnosis 4 years ago on 10/31/16
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While mucking stables is a useful skill to have, I feel I've learned all I can from the position and am ready for more responsibility.
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Mr. Francis York Morgan 4 years ago on 11/04/16
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Well, despite my stupor, I'm pretty sure that the contest was clear. Perform "Sittin' On The Toilet" or "Paper is the Best Paper", and an unbiased panel of judges (Ryan, Moonage, and... let's add Booty to make things kosher) will do the whole American Idol thing.

I mean, it's only fair. Otherwise, we'd have to vote, or have some kind of civil war... that's pretty awful, and we don't want to go around killing one another.

If you weren't vying for the throne, I'd think you should be on the list. Stable boy or not, Logan loved teasing you. So you were... uh... half as close to her, through an online website, with a degree of distaste, as any of us were? But Moonage and Ryan were her right and left hands, interchangeably.

All that said, in this little fantasy kingdom, I maintain that MissyJo or Pat are the rightful heirs. It's only until one of 'em decides to take up the throne that the winner acts as regent and whatnot.
PS: That said, my vote would be with you. I'm the hypeman of the official unofficial Gnosis Fanclub, after all.

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