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Pee Chat “To claim the throne.” by Mr. Francis York Morgan

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Mr. Francis York Morgan 4 years ago on 10/26/16
Equipped: Sword named "Fighander"
PeeChat knowledge.

The new regent must know all that has happened within OB throughout its inception. Since the wiki is down, this is a trial in mental acuity, not ability to search.

I may not be supremely active, but I've been here for a spell. I've been a complete jackass for most of it, and have spent a lot of time in the thunderdome. I think I can tell who's frontin', yo.

Therein is the end of my coolspeak.jpg

Until MissyJo or Xantar are willing to claim their place as King or Queen, the title of Regent will be placed on the person that holds the most knowledge over all the tedium that's gone on over the past decade.

(My bet? Gnosis)
 
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A Study in Pink 4 years ago on 10/27/16
What is your first task?
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Mr. Francis York Morgan 4 years ago on 10/30/16
Updated: 4 years ago on 10/31/16
Equipped: Sword named "Fighander"
Woah, bit of a delayed response after falling asleep for a few days.

I think the first test, as the designated heirs aren't around, would be to prove you have the artistic merits of one (or both)!

That would mean performing MissyJo's "sittin' on the toilet" remake, or a dramatic reading of Paper is the Best Paper (with Johnny Landmine's permission) in a DBZ format.

A true King or Queen must know that arts give context to their underlings, and make them way more pliable.
PS: The first test must be completed by Thursday the Second, November 2016.

Otherwise Darth Gnosis gains one rank towards the regency due to his faithful service as the stableboy throughout all these years.
PS: Reward to 1st/2nd Place: Divinity Original Sin 2

Plus, Sovereign Rule over Peechat (subject to J.Boo's Consent)
PS: If the first test can not be completed, we need a pannel of judges. I have no interest in FOPs, ergo, we need a ballyhoo of fop lovers. I suggest J. Boo as the neutral, with a fair selection of either sexes.

After all, much like Bowie, the Ruler of Pee Chat must be universal. Gnosis, you're precious and the outlier. You want everyone to be a sexy robot or amidala, yes?
PS: If the first test can not be completed, we need a pannel of judges. I have no interest in FOPs, ergo, we need a ballyhoo of fop lovers. I suggest J. Boo as the neutral, with a fair selection of either sexes.

After all, much like Bowie, the Ruler of Pee Chat must be universal. Gnosis, you're precious and the outlier. You want everyone to be a sexy robot or amidala, yes?

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