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Gen. Chat “An amusing anecdote I'd like to share with you” by A Study in Pink

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A Study in Pink 14 years ago on 06/02/05
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Occasionally an incident will occur in my life which really makes me appreciate the absurdity of life. I am about to relate to you one such happening.

As the majority of you are aware, I have had rheumatic fever since last august, and have consequently been on a whirlwind of drugs. One of the more recent ones is a deep tissue injection of glue (penicillin) which has to be administered by a needle approximately the size of Virginia.

I had my first shot at a hospital after getting some tests done, but it turned out that the shot ended up costing $130 because of a little known clause in our shitty ass insurance, so we started looking for local doctors to administer the shot. Unfortunately, it appears that because of the rediculous medical liability laws in my state, no doctors in the state of Illinois will administer shots.

Except my old pediatrician. Who will service me until I am 21.

I'm this 20-something girl, standing at the counter at the pediatrician's, waiting to be checked in, looking nervous and pissed off because the shot is painful and not doing what it's supposed to do, in a t shirt and jeans and purple hair in pigtails. The woman at the desk is currently dealing with another patient, but she looks up at me and smiles knowingly, and says to the woman she's helping, "She's really got an aura, doesn't she?" and the other woman replies, "Oh, I know that glow."

At which point I stare at them, and then immediately have to bite my tongue to stop myself from bursting out laughing. I'm sure my face is red from the effort of not laughing, but I am also sure that these women took it as embarassment or something equally incriminating.

So the woman finishes up, and the customer, as she's leaving, gives me this knowing smile. The clerk comes over to the desk and asks for my name, pulls up my file, and looks at it with this confused look on her face. I explain to her about my injection, and how this is the only place I can get it done at, and her face takes on this horrified look. She says nothing else to me and goes and gets another nurse who helps me out for the rest of my visit.

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Fievel 14 years ago on 06/02/05
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Haha, that's a good one. I'm surprised she didn't at least apologize for the mis-interpretation though. However, maybe you might want to get checked out. Mother's intuition can be scary sometimes, and your cravings for peanut butter, pickles and lemon sorbet may be something more...
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nomad 14 years ago on 06/02/05
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I dont get it, she thaught you had herpes? Why were they smiling?
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darthjon 14 years ago on 06/02/05
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well at least they didn't think you were too young or something
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A Study in Pink 14 years ago on 06/02/05
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I AM TOO YOUNG DAMNIT
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Athena 14 years ago on 06/02/05
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yeah true that. But then again I know 20 year olds who are married and expecting kids.. hell one of the girls I graduated with has a 2 year old already.
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darthjon 14 years ago on 06/02/05
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no I mean they didn't give you the disgusted "OMG what's wrong with kids today" look
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Anti 14 years ago on 06/02/05
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I would also like to service you until you are 21.
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MajorThrombus 14 years ago on 06/02/05
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I'll service her after anti... wait... do I really want to do that...
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Fievel 14 years ago on 06/02/05
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There was a girl in my Spanish class in high school who was 16 and on her second pregnancy (twins). I think you're quite capable.
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Ikirus 14 years ago on 06/02/05
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There was a girl on this sight who was drop dead gorgeous, 18 or 19, married, and had just had a kid.
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Lady 14 years ago on 06/02/05
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Hahaha, at first when I read the post I thought it was a spiritual incense and meditation aura and glow...then realized what was going on and cracked up.

Then was reminded of being 13 and my pediatrician doctor person who kept asking if there was any chance I was pregnant before giving me a shot.
 
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nineballninja 14 years ago on 06/02/05
SHE'S GOING TO A PEDIATRICIAN AND SHE'S 20 YEARS OLD TO GET A SHOT FOR A SICKNESS THAT OLD PEOPLE GET! OH, THE TRIPLE IRONY!
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Mark Argent 14 years ago on 06/02/05
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what's the third part?
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Tomato 14 years ago on 06/02/05
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Maybe that wasn't penicillin....
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Ashe 14 years ago on 06/03/05
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They're right though- you do GLOW.
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caitlin 14 years ago on 06/03/05
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What glow, the glow from The Last Dragon?

I didn't know you were into that, NoI.
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Cinderella 14 years ago on 06/03/05
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You guys have it so normal. My cousin had 3 kids by the time she was 15. The first at 11 1/2. Then again the normal pregnancy age for that side of my family is 15. >.< Fucking hoe's.
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A Study in Pink 14 years ago on 06/03/05
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If I glow, it's because of the toxic waste I jumped into as a child, hoping I would gain teenage mutant ninja powers. No such luck.
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caitlin 14 years ago on 06/03/05
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Instead you got some rheumawhatsit plague. :(

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