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Gen. Chat “I JUST FUCKING DISLOCATED MY SHOULDER!!!” by TSK

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TSK 14 years ago on 07/11/05
Equipped: Fire Flower named "here's my hadoken."
Hey OB, this is md384 posting this on kitsune's behalf. So Im chillin in the "dining room" and i ask kitsune and tokyo dragon if they want to hear some hot music. So i put on the new ztrip album. Track 10 is entitled "Breakfast Club" really hot track. Talking about saturday morning cartoons back in the day and cartoon network when it first started. The song talks about Centurians, Silverhawks, She-ra, Ninja turtles, smurfs, and a whole host of other songs and shit. So kitsune is feeling the track and gets a lil animated. Especially when it was talking bout the cereals. Enter the dislocation.
So yeah he gets this twisted look on his face. So he gets up and grabs the fridge which i find out is an attempt to put it back in place. Im talking to people online in yahoo, my main purpose for being here at the moment because well things are business as usual in here. Gaming going on in 2 rooms, swift sleeping in his, kitsune out here with me as we do whatever be it anime, manga or what have you. After he asks tokyo dragon to help him in the first vain attempt. He calls me a few times before i realize he wanted me to help him and that is when he tells me he dislocated his shoulder. So I do as im instructed because I dont know how he dislocated it. I hold his wrist while he shifts his weight. A test of my own strength because kitsune is taller and larger than I. So in comes dc quicksilver, and he takes his turn at helping kitsune, while i go back to the people on yahoo. Kitsune says "someone call 911". Of course nobody does anything, Im just like is he serious? So yeah he gets it back into place when quicksilver fails. I later find out he was beginning to passout. So yeah kitsune + excitement = a breakdown. LOL

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Fievel 14 years ago on 07/11/05
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "Explodes in your mouth, not in your hand!"
I'd make a joke, but I've dislocated my shoulder and my knee before and that shit hurts.





Oh yeah, and the new ZTrip album is quite good.
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Kancho Kommando!! 14 years ago on 07/11/05
Equipped: Ein Plushie named "The Hole in the Back is Entry Only"
hurts sooo bad. i poped my shoulder out years ago skateboarding.
 
 
alpha_hazard 14 years ago on 07/11/05
OUCH...not fun at all...

better have skybolt beam you down some medical equipment!

anybody know where I can get some Centurions bootlegs?
 
 
alpha_hazard 14 years ago on 07/11/05
hmph, aparently it's skyvault
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TSK 14 years ago on 07/12/05
Equipped: Fire Flower named "here's my hadoken."
Details not really noticed by people who had their shoulders in their sockets during the incident.

I had 1 roomate and three guests there. While my shoulder was dislocating and I was trying the get help, I swear they spent most of the time stright ignoring me. Granted, it popping loose is business as usual, but can you atleast wait until it gets back in the socket? Hell, my roomate just closed his door and kept playing WoW. Wait, stop reading this. Go back and read that again. Yeh, MMOs are NOT good for you but worse for me.

Another note is that I almost made progress with MD3's help at first, but in the end I popped it to a new dislocation instead of fixing it. I'm used to the first angle, this new angle sucked in a whole new way.

As I was losing conciousness I told the guys to call 911 and what did they do.....sit there and look at me. Granted, in retrospect, they should have let me pass out and then relocate it, but I know these guys. There would have been a very slim chance of them having that much initiative.

All in all, the worst part about this entire event was my soberness. Normally, I am smashed when I pops loose.

Oh, and mouse...How'd you pop the knee loose? I shudder just thinking about it.
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Kirei the Klown 14 years ago on 07/12/05
Equipped: Vash's Gun named "Shiny Boom Stick +1"
Oooooooo, not fun. I've never done the shoulder, but like Fievel, my knee's gone out of proper place several times.

FYI Kitsune, in my case it's not the whole knee that disjoints, it's just the patella (the kneecap). Doesn't make it hurt any less, since the patellar tendons attach to the quadriceps and all the tissue in that area KNOWS that the kneecap shouldn't go off to the side like that, so it gets angry and inflamed, and then the tendons are stretched out, so I have to ice the crap out of it and sometimes do stretches to alleviate the tightness in some of the muscles. Fortunately for me, though, the patella pops itself back into place after a split second of dislocation, I can't even imagine pulling a shoulder out of place, and trying to get it back in!
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Chicken Tank 14 years ago on 07/12/05
Equipped: Hide (Guitar Shreddin!) named "Hello Cleveland!!"
Hahah. I can laugh. And I will laugh heartily.

Hahah says I.

What a chump. Yeah, I wouldn't be suprised if they did leave you for dead. At least for a couple of hours. Well, Maybe MD would call, but most everyone else would wait till WoW went down for whatever reason.

How long were you passed out in your kitchen that one time before someone called 911?
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NEON_TOKYO_DRAGON! 14 years ago on 07/12/05
Equipped: Ein Plushie named "the smartest killer plushie in world...muhahaha!"
hah....S_K... and his half-truths......
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TSK 14 years ago on 07/12/05
Equipped: Fire Flower named "here's my hadoken."
I was ever passed out in my kitchen?
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Chicken Tank 14 years ago on 07/12/05
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Yes.

You suffered from heat stroke after breaking out in a full body heat rash. I came and picked you up from your job, you took a shower, got as far as your kitchen and hit the floor.
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TSK 14 years ago on 07/12/05
Equipped: Fire Flower named "here's my hadoken."
Actually it was food poisoning and heat stroke. I didn't pass out, just came damned close. I would've moved around more, but the paramedics told me to stay down.
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Wolf 14 years ago on 07/12/05
Equipped: Gloomy Bear Plushie named "bringer of doom and cupcakes"
fucking "A" man...how the hell do you pull that combination off? sit outside and eat rancid deli meats all day long? regardless, that is still a kick in the codpiece.
 
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Nowhere Man 14 years ago on 07/12/05
rofl!!!!
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Remya 14 years ago on 07/12/05
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Nice going, tsk.
Great post, md.

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