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Otaku Chat “Seriously, why aren't there more ninja movies?” by nineballninja

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SteelViagra 9 years ago on 10/14/05
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TMNT 1 -- This movie was fucking awesome, I don't care what you say. I can still watch this and take it seriously.

3 Ninjas 1 -- Also had some good shit. Looking back on it now, it's just hilarious. "Light up the eyes boys!"

Anyone remember Surf Ninjas? Man, that was crazy.

Batman Begins was freakin' fantastic, but I am in agreeance, there needs to be a real Ninja movie soon. Something like you could see in anime. I think that The Last Samurai, Hero, and the Matrix have proven that Americans are ready for something hardcore asian as long as it's good.
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Boudicca 9 years ago on 10/14/05
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There aren't more ninja movies because Hollywood is too busy making more pirate movies.
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TSK 9 years ago on 10/14/05
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I LOVE Surf Ninjas!
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SteelViagra 9 years ago on 10/14/05
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Logan posted this 1 hour ago
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There aren't more ninja movies because Hollywood is too busy making more pirate movies.
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HAHAHA! How funny is that shit?!
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lowcutskeleton 9 years ago on 10/14/05
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Logan posted: There aren't more ninja movies because Hollywood is too busy making more pirate movies.

I am sure someone will churn up a pirate v.s ninja film eventually.

It needs to be done.
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Zanial 9 years ago on 10/14/05
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Serenity = Space Pirates vs. Alliance Ninja.
 
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thirteenthchild 9 years ago on 10/14/05
You Only Live Twice. It's James Bond as a ninja, with an awesome attack sequence in the end. (Also, not quite related to ninjas, but the Rock's grandfather is in the movie too.)
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nineballninja 9 years ago on 10/14/05
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Ernie Reyes Jr. is my hero. Did anybody ever see that television series THE LAST ELECTIC KNIGHT? IT WAS SO AWESOME!

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TSK 9 years ago on 10/14/05
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No, tell me more of this great show.
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nineballninja 9 years ago on 10/15/05
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THE LAST ELECTRIC KNIGHT was one of my biggest influences as a kid. It had a pilot film and then went on to become such an awesome television series. I don't remember how long it went on for, but goddamn, it was so fun and really action packed. Ernie Reyes Jr. was starting to become a star as he was in Berry Gordon's THE LAST DRAGON and RED SONJA. I wish they would put out a boxset of this show, it was so cool!

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0090519/

Check out this phat IMDB.COM like summary I just wrote:

Ernie Lee is the last heir of an antique clan of special martial artists. Before his grandfather passed away, he left him under the mentor of city cop Sgt. Jake Rizzo. Together, they fight crime, one with a badge and gun, the other with his hands and feet!

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nineballninja 9 years ago on 10/15/05
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Oh yeah, read the amazing bio of ERNIE REYES JR.!

http://www.wdob.net/mai/people/erniereyesjr/erniereyesjr.php

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Business Mouse 9 years ago on 10/15/05
there are many ninja movies.








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