 Bad Mongo 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER What if we combined them all into one hugely erotic RIFTS campaign? Moderator StuntCock Says:   StuntCock 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: N00dz of Ali named "But she was naked! And all... articulate!" That flag is pretty much my last Rifts campaign.
Bad Mongo 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER WHY HAVEN'T WE GAMED TOGETHER (erotically or otherwise)?  Atharan 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: Espionage Codec named "Colonial Fleet Encryption" Bringing new meaning to GLITTERBOY. Wanna see my Boom Gun? StuntCock 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: N00dz of Ali named "But she was naked! And all... articulate!" I'm going to play an Apok with a half dozen of those fine ass blind chicks rolling with me. Bad Mongo 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER I'm an ex-Coalition Special Forces trooper turned torturer/prison warden named Ilsa.  MaxJenius 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Psst guess what
Everyone that is posting in the Erotic Forum is making it a joke because they cant take anything seriously. So in the end, there are no real roleplayers here, just a mess of wannabes. Moderator Ashe Says:  Atharan 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: Espionage Codec named "Colonial Fleet Encryption" I'm not a real role-player, but I play one in an RPG. StuntCock 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: N00dz of Ali named "But she was naked! And all... articulate!" I guess I should look into getting my tattoo removed, huh?  Matt Fucking Miller 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: Flux Capacitor named "Curious Wishbone Shape" Can I dust off my Plastic Man Armor-clad Vagabond, wielding his M.D.C. spoon shiv? Bad Mongo 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER Psst guess what
Ilsa's got a plasma pistol and a bottle of napalm-based lube with your name on it, loverboy. StuntCock 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: N00dz of Ali named "But she was naked! And all... articulate!" [20:18] StuntCock: Every Rifts game ever
[20:18] Ashe: has dinosaurs in jets? [20:18] StuntCock: pretty much Dinosaurs flying F14s [20:18] Ashe: yes [20:18] StuntCock: So here's your party [20:18] StuntCock: A cyborg [20:18] StuntCock: a psychic dolphin [20:18] StuntCock: a cowboy with a grenade launcher [20:19] StuntCock: a cosmo knight [20:19] StuntCock: and a glitter boy [20:19] StuntCock: so what do you do on that week's adventure? [20:19] StuntCock: you go to Africa [20:19] StuntCock: and you fight DEATH [20:19] StuntCock: and then you kill Death [20:19] StuntCock: and take his shit [20:20] StuntCock: and if you can't understand why that's the most awesome thing ever I don't want to even know you. Bad Mongo 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER Also, I'm pretty sure there's a passage in the core book outlining how you can fight Mexican vampires with Excalibur. PS: And by Excalibur I meant "my cock." StuntCock 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: N00dz of Ali named "But she was naked! And all... articulate!" Oh man. Vampxicans. I hate Vampxicans.  LORD AWESOME 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: Totoro Plushie named "fucking fattie" Fucking RIFTS, man. StuntCock 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: N00dz of Ali named "But she was naked! And all... articulate!" For those of you who might not have played RIFTS but frequent Otaku Booty allow me to make one thing perfectly clear.
While about 90% of the humor on OB involves wild hyperbole on a variety of geek culture topics allow me to assure you that this topic contains zero hyperbole or exaggeration.  such_brevity 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: Purple Foreman Grill named "Tracy Jordan Meat Machine" MaxJenius said: Pssst guess what. http://...photobucket.com/...mouse/Douche.jpg?t=1170307929 Bad Mongo 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER StuntCock said: Seriously, you can fight vampires with my cock. But only Mexican ones. Any other nationality incurs a penalty on your attack role.  A Study in Pink 6 years ago on 01/31/07 Equipped: Pocket Shigeru Miyamoto named "I have never seen this item before!" I resent his foul accusation. I would not lower myself to roleplay. I truly am a highborn elven princess. Look at my picture. Pictures don't lie. | Geek dating and social networking for awesome people.OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.  Member: Senator Hideki  Member: TheFrthAngel We have 25,198 Members! |
