This is a thread where you make true statements you know about OB members. It helps if you've actually met them in person though; that way you know more about them than just meets-the-eye on the internet.

KitKatBar - Knows how to drive stick shift, which automatically makes her cooler, badass, and manlier than most of you.

John Booty - Will never greet me with arms wide open again. Ever.

Duncan - Only gives me the time of day when I post FOPs. As soon as I post those FOPs, he sends me messages on OB like "HEY POST MOAR" or leaves me comments like "You are the awesomest". But even when I saw him at Katsucon for the first time, he just walked on by...and I was all like "HEY, sure, fine, just walk away, it's not like I'm meeting you for the first time or anything", and he was like "Oh, you mean I haven't met you before? I thought I did..."
Maybe he would have seemed more interested in getting to know me and saying hi if I flashed him.

Hero - Has really talented hands...






























'cause like, you know, he draws really good pictures and stuff.

Ha ha ha, Duncan, I love you but it's so true. I'll think of more to add in a minute but it's so true.

Lord Masamune hates vegetables. His skills of picking around them in various dishes (such as pasta or stews) are ASTOUNDING.

Zanial keeps his room very clean, and owns a copy of The Little Mermaid on dvd.

Dyselons and Skrikers cats are "toss out the window" worthy, except for the gray fat one, that one's awesome.

Exploding Alex is allergic to a ton of stuff that you wouldn't expect...like carrots.

John Booty does not sound at all like I ever expected him to. I don't know what I expected him to sound like - he doesn't sound bad or anything! - but it totally wasn't that. Threw me for a loop!

I can't think of anything startling to say about Mark or Sean or anyone else because they're pretty much exactly like they are on the internets (which is really mostly not the case for me but whatever!).

Lauren has a hell of a collection of PGSM Sailor Moon stuff. I mean, I know it's common knowledge that she /likes it (at least I'm pretty sure it is) but damn.

Nick The Newbie love breakdancing, but can't master the helicopter.
KuroPuppy is a pretty good artist
lowcutskeleton is going to sculpt chocolate in his future
GlitchPhil actually runs a podcast that doesn't suck (so rare...so rare...)

Apulo now has a couch (in case you didn't know, he hasn't had a couch in years) - but some people already know that.

Kuropuppy hates olives in any form, that and one other food, but he'll pretty much eat anything else.

J-Rock has a very exacting morning and evening body/face care regime.

Rexall can hold very serious conversations while drunk.

Huongstar's dad told me that the Vietnamese invented Dr. Pepper and the white man stole it.
....and i believe him!

Subtlemantra and Allison used to work together at a Starbucks and Subtlemantra befriended me and my husband cause he wanted to have sex with us.
seriously.
but he's still trying and i got a badass friend now to boot in the meantime! SUCKA!

Cromwell was the cute little kid in Mr Mom who said "I want my woobie"

ange girl was a goth when she was younger. I've seen pictures, it's amazing.

John Booty has the loosest rectum I've ever been in.

caitlin said:
John Booty does not sound at all like I ever expected him to. I don't know what I expected him to sound like - he doesn't sound bad or anything! - but it totally wasn't that. Threw me for a loop!

I think he sounds like Matthew Perry, specifically Matthew Perry playing Chandler.

You can never get Miso Horny to shut up, that one's a talker.

Anti has a girlfriend....and she's legal!

Ange Girl likes to eat monkey brains, just sayin'.

Zanial eats servings of food intended for an entire family. Family meals, catering packs and pre-portioned frozen food are perfect examples of him eating more than any human being should be capable of consuming.

Duck makes more noise walking than a tap dancer walking across the deck of a battleship. There is no reason she should sound as loud as she does but she makes more noise than a small crowd of people.

If Ashe starts smiling for no reason at all when there is a lull in conversation it's because she started thinking about Bleach.

Atharan DOES NOT HAVE TIME TO WAIT WHY AREN'T YOU HONKING YOUR HORN JUST GO AROUND THIS ASSHOLE HEY TURN RIGHT HERE FUCK THAT GUY IN THE NEXT LANE OVER

Team Banzai's cell phone is always ringing, beeping or making some god awful noise.

Spyrral makes white space jokes in person
















or does he?

Caitlin has an opinion about the food that you are eating. She knows a place to get the same thing that is way better and/or makes it way better herself.

BUT I DO

IT SAYS TRUE FACTS RIGHT IN THE TITLE I ONLY POSTED TRUE FACTS

H_Moon is highly suseptable to pier pressure.

Lucifer has good taste in guns.

Sorry Sean, I hope I didn't wake you up.

KKB and Killian both hate mustard, while Professor Bullgod hates ketchup.

Cuore_Rotto has a pair of gauchos in her possesion that were once mine but I left at Apulo's.

Dio is the first person I drunk dial...he has the ability to give me a piggyback ride for about 4 NYC blocks.

Eppy and I drive the same kind of car.

Spike-o really really loves kimchi.

BustaJonesGavin gets more angry and frustrated when playing video games then any other human being I've ever known. Period. Especially Street Fighter Alpha 3. It's infinitely entertaining.

Zanial owns an incredible collection of video games that he keeps in a very specific order. Don't fucking get them out of order.

For being as sarcastic, mocking, and cynical as he is, Stuntcock gives phenomenally warm and friendly hugs.

Akanepanda owns nearly any and every form of Disney's Little Mermaid merchandise. It's really frustrating to shop for her come holidays.

If an object or hand suddenly comes close to Team Banzai's face when she doesn't expect it, she will begin to sneeze uncontrollably. She hates it, and will hate you if you do it on purpose.

Huongstar is going to marry me, so all you other bitches give up!

Allison has a gift for photo retouching. For real it blows my mind what she can do in post production. She also like to pay for stripper dances...FROM ME!

Lindze has the bestist mom and dad in the world. I get to visit once and I look foward to it every time. What you may not know is that behind her badass-ness Lindze is just like them, and has a heart of gold! It far supasses her talent, looks, and personality as her best feature. Lindze is also a man, and so am I. We are both traps, and we are gay for each other.

subtlemantra can sing better then any man I've ever known. He keeps it to himself, so most of his friends don't even know how talented he is. Now that he has a band, he's going to blow the minds of everyone he knows. He is also really a woman, I had to really shop his fop's to get rid of his D cup rack.