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Gen. Chat “True facts about OB members” by Bad Wolf

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DarkAngelKamui 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Angel Wings named "Who needs Red Bull?"
Ash works at a porn shop and has good taste in guns. Also a pretty damn good tattoo artist.

Maj. G actually works at the gym I go to. I did remember seeing his face before that meet at Denny's, but I usually missed him due to differing schedules.

Cuore_rotto is a button fanatic. That's about all I'll say on that. lol

okiecompy is the first person I've given used panties back to.





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Bad Wolf 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Sigil From Ed Elric's Coat named "Pimpin' it up Alchemist style!!!"
An important fact about Hero that I neglected to mention before - He has the nicest ass. Ever. Like, I'm not just saying that because he's my boyfriend and I'd obviously be bias about it...I mean, his ass is FINE. Anybody who's seen it on his FOPs when he had it posted agrees. Girls who have seen this, you know what I'm talking about. Back me up here. Come on.

Dio - Is a manly man, and can down almost his entire share of a Crave Case from White Castle in like, less than an hour. Why? Because he was hungry, and has a manly appetite. You might ask yourself, "Why would Dio choose White Castle to satisfy his hunger? Doesn't he know what that's gonna cost him once he digests that shit?"

The fact of the matter is, he did that intentionally. It's how he works out his intestines. Even his insides FEEL THE BURRRNNNN!!!!! WRRRYYYYY!!!!!

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Boudicca 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
Sailor Joon is tiny and quiet when you first meet her. She doesn't give herself enough credit even though she is an awesome person.

Yosei Otaku has excellent taste in greeting cards. Guaranteed to have you smiling as soon as you open the envelope.

Otakutre has the cutest fucking stationary ever.

umaburk was a jock in high school. He plays tennis every other day and walks at the track at lunch.
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Lindze 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: MapleTrainŠ brand Syrup
Idleambition sent me flowers last week....just cause shes the nicest person ever and goes nuts for her friends cause she rules! And she also works 3 jobs, and has like 9 hobbies. that bitch is harder working than any mexican i know!

subtlemantra hates it when people say "I love your tatts."

Timisawesome used to come over to my house years ago to play 1 player RPGs for hours and NEVER LEAVE. But somehow we didnt mind.

AkanePanda and I were both once stars of a fanfiction seriously written by a certified crazy person involving us and maple syrup and a sex train. (hence my current equipped item) And i would kill to be able to have a copy of it still.
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OtaCooter 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Hi-Potion named "Roofies! WOO SPRING BREAK!!!!!"
Marisolita is not one of those people who looks at her watch and, when someone asks her "what time is it?" two seconds later, does not have to look at her watch again because she was actually paying attention the first time.

John Booty did not, in fact, slip me a roofietini on our Dead People Date.

Dia is (believe it or not) hotter in person. Her penis is also much bigger than it looks on the internet. HAWT.

Zanial smells really good. I don't know if it's cologne or something but he is one of the few dudes that populates my Dudes Who Smell Really Good list. It should also be noted that he sucks at poker and that his erect nipples can certainly cut glass.

Logan does not yet truly understand the spectrum of cute fucking stationary at my fingertips.
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J-Rock 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Dante's Ebony+Ivory named "OB's biggest mistake!"
Rexall can snore with the best of them.

Scarlett doesn't listen. We (East coasters) Told her the leftover snow will look ugly during Katsu weekend.

TSK ain't too proud to call someone a whore. Even when he has no voice.

Dio is a philanthropist when drunk. Muthafucka makes you think.

Mommyskullfish whether she's aware of it or not would shake her ass a little when she walks. Like Jessica Rabbit.

Booty seems to be overwhelmed when there's a rush of females coming his way. Like he's thinking "Where the fuck were you nine, ten years ago? How do I handle all this?" I think he's a late bloomer when it comes to understanding and interacting with the opposite sex.

Fire Lily is like Mother Teresa- With a plate so tight you wanna eat deep dish cobbler off it. For real. I saw her give her time to one of the most greasiest, otaku I've ever seen at Otakon when she cosplayed at Etna. And she actually listened to him.

To this day, I still wonder how Exploding Alex sprained his ankle after Bootycon last year.

Jesus is actually a Jew. Word is bond.
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thetealappeal 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Leg Upgrade: "High Jump Boots" named "Boots that get you high"
November and Yosei live in the coolest house ever. Mainly due to Yosei's EXTREME obsession with faeries.

November used to play with the girls when he was younger and knows more handclap games than I do.

Spike-O enjoys nice glasswork
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Carmila 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Portable Campfire named "Burn, baby, burn!"
Ikirus has just as many shoes as I do and has actually met my boyfriend.

Stuntcock gives awesome foot massages.

Athran loves to drink Double Greyhounds because it makes you drunk faster.

Silicone Soldier prefers Cinderella.

Lord Masamune has only worn costumes or the same Pink Floyd shirt around me. I don't think he owns other clothing.

Kurenai has this awesome pair of platform shoes she bought in Japan that one day I am going to steal them.

Fievel makes awesome company in a car when you are trying to drive home late in traffic.

Duck's hugs are so strong I thought she was going to crush my fat ass.

Ange gave birth to the most beautiful baby girl in the world, and there is no way in hell Bella is really related to Spyrral.

KitKatBar went to a tanning bed before AX last year, forgot to wear lotion and was candy cane striped.

Rizu liked eating at Wahoos.
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chenzan 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Kiss from IshokuOsero
i really need to hang out with you people more. call me?
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Carmila 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Portable Campfire named "Burn, baby, burn!"
John Booty has been ridden by me like a cowgirl on a bull. Both of us had our clothes on.
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positivespace 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Semi-Offensive Engrish T-Shirt named "And it only cost $75!"
John Booty's hugs feel like rollercoaster rides.

Duncan doesn't eat anything spicy, with peanuts or with FLAVOR.

Team Banzai is allergic to everything.
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Kasai 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Bi Curi-O's Cereal named "It's just a phase!"
Team Banzai IS allergic to everything. She also lives in a very 70's house with her adorably old grandfather, has an exceptionally comfortable bed (which I may or may not be in right now) and is currently showering. What?

Stuntcock sleeps with a big teddy bear and it's cute.

Stuntcock, Silicone Soldier and Atharan keep an admirably clean house, even when it smells like reefer.

Zanial is awesome.

As far as people-I-haven't-been-hanging-out-with, Exploding Alex sits with his back towards the wall in restaurants in case some enemy cowboy comes in and tries to start shit. He is also 99% badass, the 1% is how unbadass he is for being allergic to shit like carrots.

John Booty giggles like a schoolgirl and it's really adorable.

Duncan is the earth's most talented noodz collector. There are the FOP's I post on OB, then there's what I show Duncan. I don't know how he does it.
PS: Team Banzai also apparently adopts inflections and speech patterns of people she's around, which I hadn't noticed, but she said she's talking like me.
PS: Team Banzai and Kasai are reading this thread at the same time on their respective computers. Team Banzai is reading everything outloud and laughing uncontrollably as Kasai reads along on her laptop.
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Frito 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Spike Spiegel's Gun (Jericho 94)
PopeCorky has an epic wang. Seriously, it makes me feel less like a man.
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team banzai 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Gum's Helmet named "to prevent head injury...when I run you over"
Kasai is going to be left in a ditch in LA.


By me.

In like 10 minutes.
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Kasai 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Bi Curi-O's Cereal named "It's just a phase!"
team banzai is going to get Dutch Oven'd tonight.
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lovestreet 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Angel Wings named "Doggy Style"
Wait...Kasai is in LA? Where the party at?
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positivespace 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Semi-Offensive Engrish T-Shirt named "And it only cost $75!"
Kasai said:
Duncan is the earth's most talented noodz collector. There are the FOP's I post on OB, then there's what I show Duncan. I don't know how he does it.


TRUTH. Duncan has n00dz of all of you, even if you've never taken any.

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team banzai 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: Gum's Helmet named "to prevent head injury...when I run you over"
Kasai is amazing. To say anything more is excessive. To say anything less is blasphemy.

Dia is better in person than on the webbernets, phone, or anything not involving being right next to her. She also loves finding new and delicious places to eat in NYC and then sharing them with her friends. And she seriously does have like 30 god damn dicks.

Stunt Cock has the softest face ever. His skin is probably more supple than baby ass.

I shared a bed with Spyrall and Cromwell when I was 15 at San Diego Comicon and was not raped by them tho we all started in one place on the bed and when we woke up were all in different places.

I was terrfied of Ange when I first met her. And by terrified I mean EXTREMELY TURNED ON. She was quite possibly one of the only people I have ever met and wanted to be friends with immediately.

Zanial waxed his chest for cosplay. For him, that is a fucking FEAT of VALLOR and he has my ultimate respect.

Matt fucking Miller would sleep on my couch before he and Zanial became room mates because the commute from Woodland Hills to Santa Monica sucked and my couch was more comfortable than Gavins.

I have never had a crush on Duncan and truely belive I am the only girl who is not tempted in the least by his charms. This could be because deep down I am a man.

John Booty is the only man I would ever pick up in an Ouendan costume.

Bullgod took me to drinks in NYC and put it on his Amex. It was the sexiest thing I ever saw.

I had a $600 phone bill which breaks down as follows: $65 for service, $15 long distance to UK to call my mom, A BAJILLION DOLLARS IN TEXT MESSAGES TO EXPLODING ALEX. He is the main reason my phone never shuts up.

Bunny Mochi is one of my oldest and dearest friends. She is also the first bisexual kiss I have ever had. Also, she is softer than a real bunny.

Eppy has an amazingly warm bed. It fits like 12 people and we can all still snuggle while fully stretched out.

Silicone Soldier has a Santa Costume that I made him. While making it for him, he would be pretty much always pants-less. He has great legs.

Ashe always has a pretty expression on her face because it is impossible for her not to.

Gimme Cat has the best peroxide blonde hair I have ever seen and is the only girl I have ever seen who can pull it off amazingly.

Tim is Awesome towers above everyone and can make some of the scarriest faces ever. On the inside tho, he really just wants to give you a high five.

The first time I met Sparkle donkey was over the phone. Later that evening she called back and her daughter Stella sang twinkle twinkle little star for me.

I might have more later.
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StuntCock 7 years ago on 03/22/07
Equipped: N00dz of Ali named "But she was naked! And all... articulate!"
KASAI CAN'T WALK IN HEELS AND IT'S REALLY CUTE BECAUSE IT'S KINDA LIKE WATCHING A KID PUT ON HER MOM'S CLOTHES AND TRY TO LOOK GROWN UP ^_^
 
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Creepy Stalker 7 years ago on 03/22/07
TEAM BANZAI SINGS IN THE SHOWER

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