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Gen. Chat “let me introduce myself” by DP2000

 
Member
DP2000 10 years ago on 06/12/04
let me introduce my bad self
hundred beats per minute baby
don't mean shit to me to me
this ain't no blast
this ain't no blast
this ain't no blast from the past
it's a moment from the future
ohhh, this ain't no blast from the past
future
uh uh uh uh oh
your future future future future ohh
your future future future future
my dick's the bomb
my dick's the bomb baby
baby baby
let me introduce myself
let me introduce my bad self
hundred beats per minute baby
don't mean shit to me to me
this ain't no blast
this ain't no blast
this ain't no blast from the past
future
ohhh, this ain't no blast from the past
future
uh uh uh uh oh
your future future future future ohhh
your future future future future
this ain't no minute for me

Moderator ThePirate Says:

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Obsidian 10 years ago on 06/12/04
Equipped: Apple named "One of KitKatBar's Boobs"
And the moral of the story is...?
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OtaCooter 10 years ago on 06/12/04
Equipped: Tentacle named "The Hentai Express"
It lives.

I think I should move to Scotland with Asymmetry after all.

Moderator Zordon Says:

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Mark Argent 10 years ago on 06/13/04
Equipped: Monkey Hand named "and with my monkey hand, I will smythe them"
Sir, you have been sorely missed.
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Member
Zordon 10 years ago on 06/13/04
Equipped: Sigil From Ed Elric's Coat named "Kyo's Crest of Sexness"
welcome back d00d!
 
Member
DP2000 10 years ago on 06/13/04
I'll be gone for two more weeks but then I will be back maybe. Working sucks.
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ThePirate 10 years ago on 06/13/04
Equipped: Swashbuckler's Eyepatch. Custom-Made. Arrr! named "Eyeccessory. HAR HAR HAR!"
what the - what the - what the - ow
smoke my guns - i kill your peoples
i said "i'll do it sir"
smoke my crack - i kill your babies
he said "i'll do it sir"
every single day i got the white man working for me
harry truman
every single day i got the white man working for me
harry truman
shuffle the deck for me baby
shuffle the deck for me man
am i crazy - am i crazy - totally insane
1-900... ain't what you call for me baby
 
Member
DP2000 10 years ago on 06/13/04
dicks are for my friends
when they come to my house
i say, dicks are for my friends
when they come to my house
dicks are for my friends
theyre for my friends
theyre for my friends
dicks
friends
dicks are for my friends
when they come to my house
i say, dicks are for my friends
when they come to my house
dicks are for my friends
theyre for my friends
theyre for my friends
dicks
friends
my house
dicks
friends
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ThePirate 10 years ago on 06/13/04
Equipped: Swashbuckler's Eyepatch. Custom-Made. Arrr! named "Eyeccessory. HAR HAR HAR!"
death with the ba... ba...
death with the ba... ba...
chuck it
television is good for you - it's not the best
cause nothing beats the feel of your fucking wrist
and so big and so bad and so large
masturbation is good for you - it's not the best
cause nothing beats the touch of your clitoris
it's so wet and so round and so deep
death with the right gun
i'm thinkin' i'm uh masturbates oh no
nothing but sweat inside my hands
masturbation is good for you - it's not the best
cause nothing beats the feel of your tight old ass
it's so big and so round and so fat
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sami 10 years ago on 06/13/04
Equipped: Crafty Looking She-Octopus named "Mizz Thaaaaang"
This makes me want to slamdance. Bravo!
 
Member
DP2000 10 years ago on 06/13/04
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I... I tried to consume just like a super faggot
I got some dude
how can y'all give a mutha fucka something so good he couldn't say no
you nailed me hard
I love em when they don't give a mutha fuckin' shit
I could have been someone
instead of falling flat upon my ass
dig me now, fuck me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot ohhh
dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it like that...
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I.....I could have been a star
it freaks me out when I sound just like my mom
I couldve rocked the spot
instead of being just another faggot like I am
I played that shit straight
blowin' suckas to the side hopin' I get laid
now everybody knows
no way in hell I can ever live it down
dig me now, fuck me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot ohhh
dig me now, fuck me later
and sing it like that....
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I could have been someone
instead of falling flat upon my ass
dig me now, fuck me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot ohhh
dig me now, fuck me later
and sing it like that....
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
I've been denied all the best ultra sex
molest
faggot faggot faggot faggot
faggot faggot faggot faggot
faggot faggot faggot faggot
faggot faggot faggot faggot
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ThePirate 10 years ago on 06/13/04
Equipped: Swashbuckler's Eyepatch. Custom-Made. Arrr! named "Eyeccessory. HAR HAR HAR!"
bitches love me cause they know that i can rock
bitches love me cause they know that i can rhyme
bitches love me cause they know that i can fuck
bitches love me cause they know that im on time
throughout the projects
throughout the projects
throughout the projects
bitches love me cause they know that i can rock
bitches love me cause they know that i can rhyme
bitches love me cause they know that i can fuck
bitches love me cause they know that im on time
throughout the projects
throughout the projects
throughout the projects
done
done
this is how it should be done
this is how it should be done
this style, style, style, done
pow! mutha fucka... pow!
bitches love me
bitches love me
bitches love me
bitches love me
bitches love me
bitches love me
love me love me love me love me
bitches love me
bitches love me
bitches love me
bitches love me
bitches love me
cause they know that i can rock
done
done
this is how it should be done
this is how it should be done
this style, style, style, done
 
Member
Chicken Tank 10 years ago on 06/13/04
I am I am I am I am I am the Golden I, And I Burn !!!!
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KungfuDandy 10 years ago on 06/13/04
Equipped: Clue Stick named "The funny-smelling broom stick"
You-all make me wish I was black so I would know how to call you a total retard and make it sound really cool. Sigh.
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ThePirate 10 years ago on 06/13/04
Equipped: Swashbuckler's Eyepatch. Custom-Made. Arrr! named "Eyeccessory. HAR HAR HAR!"
I don't think you get it.
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Member
Archangel 10 years ago on 06/13/04
Equipped: Kiss from Genki
Damn. I thought he died or something.
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Member
Fievel 10 years ago on 06/14/04
Equipped: MC Hammer Pants. Please, don't hurt 'em! named "Fievel's Magic Pants"
wipes a tear from his eye Hail hail the gangs all here.
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darthjon 9 years ago on 10/25/05
Equipped: JEDI DICK
I there a reward for resurrecting the oldest thread?

Moderator Feuilly Says:

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LORD AWESOME 9 years ago on 10/25/05
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "justicey, filey load"
No. Save maybe for a punch in the face.

Doesn't count as resurrection if you ca't actually contribute or keep on topic.
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StuntCock 9 years ago on 10/25/05
Equipped: Gun With Exploding Bullets named "Vera"
Beat me up
Beat me down
Mess me up
Beyond all recognition
For what it's worth
I'd do it again
With no consequence
I will do it again
Hard up, so hunt me down, down, down
Jump the gun bust a cap hit the ground
yo yo yo, word
My tendency's never returned
Recieved like a big fat jerk
I been silly, but not absurd
Cuz you know that's what I heard
Thinking thoughts that's most impure
So everything's splended, sure
I'm just there to get injured
On the fence
The consequence
What do they know
About that
On the track
Ahead of the pack
What do they know
About that
I'm quite depressed
I'm quite a mess
Beat me up
Beat me down
Mess me up
Beyond all recognition
For what it's worth
I'd do it again
With no consequence
I will do it again
Hard up, so hunt me down, down, down
Jump the gun bust a cap hit the ground
yo yo yo, word
My tendency's never returned
Recieved like a big fat jerk
I been silly, but not absurd
Cuz you know that's what I heard
Thinking thoughts that's most impure
So everything's splended, sure
I'm just there to get injured
On the fence
The consequence
What do they know
About that
On the track
Ahead of the pack
What do they know
About that
I'm quite depressed
I'm quite a mess
Hey, someone to stab in the back
Hey, someone to fall through the crack
Hey, someone to punch in the face
Hey, someone to fall through the crack
Written all over my face
Written all over my face
Written all over my face
Written all over my face
Written all over my face
Written all over my face
Written all over my face
Written all over my face
Jump the gun bust a cap hit the ground
yo yo yo, word
My tendency's never returned
Recieved like a big fat jerk
I been silly, but not absurd
Cuz you know that's what I heard
Thinking thoughts that's most impure
So everything's splended, sure
I'm just there to get injured
On the fence
The consequence
What do they know
About that
On the track
Ahead in the back
What do they know
About that
I'm quite depressed
I'm quite a mess

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