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such_brevity 13 years ago on 09/21/07
Equipped: Hello Kitty Vibrator named "Venus... LOVE ME CHAIN!"
This is the thread for all your "YOUR MOM" jokes.

No seriously. GO. Get them out of your system. Please. Their un-funniness has reached critical level and I fear for my health. Reading each one is like getting a 1000 Needles attack directly to my face, obliterating my HP in a matter of seconds.

Much like your mom must have obliterated a pitcher of sangria before conceiving you.

Get it?

YOUR MOM.

Moderator Lucifer Says:

 
 
Adorably Dead 13 years ago on 09/21/07
Screw yo' momma jokes.....My dad bitches. ^_^
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JobMitsuo 13 years ago on 09/22/07
Equipped: Technique scroll: "Bitch Slap" named "Where's my money bitch!?"
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, welcome to otaku booty. If you look to your right, you will see John Booty stuffing his face with what appears to be a shovel and several mildly attractive women swooning over his fatty prowess. In addition, if you look to your left stretching into the horizon is your mamma's fat ass....

 
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Cowy~Chan! 13 years ago on 09/22/07
I'm naked. . . ON YOUR MOM!

( That was non sense. . . XD )
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MissyJotastic 13 years ago on 09/22/07
Equipped: Poke-ball named "I caught a MeatKip!"
Girls? Ewwwwwwwwwwww

Moderator StuntCock Says:

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Mrfantastikou 13 years ago on 09/22/07
Equipped: Domo-Kun named "MOTHERFUCKING DOMO-KUN MOTHERFUCKER"
YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
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Boudicca 13 years ago on 09/22/07
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
such_brevity, give yourself to me now.




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such_brevity 13 years ago on 09/22/07
Equipped: Hello Kitty Vibrator named "Venus... LOVE ME CHAIN!"
Don't you mean "give YOUR MOM to me now"?
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umaburk 13 years ago on 09/22/07
Equipped: Fire Flower named "joe versus the volcano ... and the hurricane"
Girls stink.
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such_brevity 13 years ago on 09/30/07
Equipped: Hello Kitty Vibrator named "Venus... LOVE ME CHAIN!"
Bumped for relevance.
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Lord_BullGod 13 years ago on 09/30/07
Equipped: Apple named "Orange"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lI8kwRckIk
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Slartibartfast 13 years ago on 10/01/07
Equipped: Smelly Sock named "Mr Crunchy the wanksock"
Carpe ta Matem
 
 
heliumsquid 2 months ago on 01/28/21
Updated: 48 days ago on 02/23/21
Yo momma so dumb that when they told her to wear a mask for corona to her job at the bank, she came in with a ski mask
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heliumsquid said:
Yo momma so dumb that when they told her to wear a mask for corona to her job at the bank, she came in with a ski mask

I hope y'all liked that one cause I wrote it down on scratch paper during a test and the proctor deemed it as malicious intent

I got a disciplinary report over a yo momma joke

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