Or Best Worst idea. Or you can make suggestions to add to mine.

"Savory Boba"
A boba shop that cashes in both on the ridiculous fan base this drink has acquired as well as the completely lacking "meal" aspect of the drink.
Items on the menu include:
Chicken Alfredo Boba - Alfredo based drink with chicken balls and possibly some small noodles.
Nacho Boba - Obviously fake cheese flavor drink with chip bits and small bits of indeterminable meat. Spicy or regular!
Pepperoni Pizza Boba - Mild doughish flavored drink with small bits of mozzarella and pepperoni.

In most cases they're best served warm.

I admit, even I'm disgusted by most of these ideas, but there's this little voice in the back of my head that tells me that it'd be delicious for some horrible reason.

Paging Sergio and Eppy

Fuck you Xantar

"Wizards of the Toast"

A combination of a CCG shop and a bakery. We'd sell cookies and bread and what not, and put them in the display cases right next to the singles--which would be sleeved, of course.

That way, the people that buy singles would smell the scent of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies on the cards and want to go back and buy some. Then, while they're up at the stand again, they'll have to endure another round of trying not to buy that rare that would fit the new deck they're building ever-so-well. If they fail, then they've just bought even more from us and have another card that smells ever-so-delicious.

The downside is, of course, I'd have to work in a card shop. All the baked goods in the world might not be able to balance out the customer-funk.

Andrew said:
"Wizards of the Toast"

A combination of a CCG shop and a bakery. We'd sell cookies and bread and what not, and put them in the display cases right next to the singles--which would be sleeved, of course.

That way, the people that buy single...

Given that the Japanese has a Magic-themed bar already, this may not actually be all that far-fetched... >_>

We need some of the poor souls who thought that Waffle place would be a good idea in Va. Beach during Bootycon. I can't remember who went, but there were horror stories.

This isn't of my own doing, but there's a restaurant in Portland named Cameo. It's pretty much your standard greasy spoon.

There are some gems on the menu, however. Namely the Kim Chi and Bologna Omelet

Wait wait...bologna omelet? I must have this.

Logan said:
We need some of the poor souls who thought that Waffle place would be a good idea in Va. Beach during Bootycon. I can't remember who went, but there were horror stories.

Bojangles?

Salami and provolone candy bar.

Plasmid Bar.

No, it wasn't Bojangle's. It had Waffles in the name...Waffles and Things or something like that. It was near The Jewish mother.

Didn't someone say they were pouring drinks from a warm 2 liter of Coke in there?

Yep, it was Waffles n' Things. Later renamed Waffles n' Dicks. I think it was Eppy who said it looked like the holocaust inside.

I did not go there.

If it hadn't meant missing out on that burger with crab at The Jewish Mother, I would've eaten there in a heartbeat.

Then again...

eppythatcher said:
It looks like they don't have any vegan options.

drive thru sushi.

Any Terry pratchett fans? I got bought Nanny Og's Cook Book and I think it would be a great idea to have a restaurant/cafe using the recipies contained therein and call the place Nanny Og's Kitchen :)