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Fatty Talk “Ham Soda” by articbob

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articbob 6 years ago on 11/14/07
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I heard about this from a co-worker. Apparently, Jones Soda does this every year, Has anyone tried this stuff? This is there newest Holiday pack.

http://www.jonessoda.com/gifs7/xmas07_pack.jpg

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Lucifer 6 years ago on 11/14/07
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I read it in the paper, I will get some.
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Float 6 years ago on 11/14/07
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the smoked salmon was delicious.
PS: and by delicious i mean its fucking fish flavored soda.
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coppelia 6 years ago on 11/14/07
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That is seriously the worst sounding idea ever.

Ham is gross.
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Gwain 6 years ago on 11/14/07
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There's also a Chanukah pack.
http://www.jonessoda.com/gifs7/happychanukahpak.jpg

Here's the company's page for both

http://www.jonessoda.com/files/holiday_2007.php
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Float 6 years ago on 11/14/07
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oh man... those jew drinks look awesome. The latke one even sounds palatable. But seriously though, the jelly doughnut and applesauce sound amaaazing.
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EvilJorge 6 years ago on 11/14/07
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I still have most of a pack from a few years ago.

Don't drink the asparagus. I swear, soda shouldn't taste like it is rancid.
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Bad Wolf 6 years ago on 11/14/07
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I'm afraid to try any of those meat/vegetable ones. I tried the Candy Corn one they had for Halloween - I can't stand candy corn, but I was told it tasted just like maple syrup. It did...when I thought of it tasting like maple syrup and pancakes, it wasn't so bad, but then that little hint of "oh wait shit this kinda does taste like candy corn" kicked in and I almost ralphed.

I'm open-minded when it comes to food and stuff though, so maybe I'll give some of these a try.
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Ratnax 6 years ago on 11/14/07
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I love the Jones soda holiday packs!
 
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Kimchi Maker 6 years ago on 11/15/07
I tried the Thanksgiving one last year. The gravy soda was the kicker of the weirdness .... made me want some Biscuits or mashed potato. TURKEY WAS AWESOME THOUGH. seriously, it was the only flavor that didn't make me shudder when I drank it.
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Slartibartfast 6 years ago on 11/19/07
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Ham soda, was that not a Primus album? No wait that was Pork Soda.
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Oldboy 6 years ago on 11/19/07
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I've tried Ham Soda. I found it disgusting. Much less satisfying than ham.
 
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Spiral Knight 6 years ago on 11/19/07
I fucking Love Jones Soda.
I'm a fan of the Gravy Flavor. They have a Candy corn flavor too... But that shit is actually worse than regular Candy corn... It's god-damn Viscous!
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Shadow Faye 6 years ago on 11/20/07
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om man last year i was at a friends house with an ex and we mixed hte holiday set all together and made people drink it as a punishment when ever they were mean or stupid. it was awesome

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