Princess Leah

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: Perth, Western Australia

Joined: 13 years ago on 03/11/07
Last Visit: 6 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Princess Leah is currently piloting VIOLENCE CUPCAKE with prophetx

VIOLENCE CUPCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Mustache-Mounted Cutlass
• Triple-Bodycheck Volley of Luck

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply ferocious massages to other Jaeger pilots, even during the frenzy of full-force skirmishes. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Rainbow Eruption, a plan to use a game-changing, new atomic missile to end the designated hitter rule. During the Battle Of Mexico, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to party while simultaneously displaying outstanding masturbation habits. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and like nothing better than to kick some Kaiju faces.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of popcorn and church-going. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 23 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Decided to spend the next several seconds fucking people up in a hidden waterfall. Each sexual lesson was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that that her sense of honor demanded.

Slept with a village of hobos despite being completely blind because sometimes life is crazy like that. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a seasoned expert with frankly unnecessary sensuality, termed "Ferocious Bastard Style", she soon gained the attention of pretty much everybody.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid affair despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was burned to the ground.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she re-dedicated herself to becoming a sassy black woman and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

"Son, you, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there partying, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the crazy situation right in front of you. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Believe me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.