Brutal Brandon is currently piloting UNTAMED BASTARD with YeahOK
UNTAMED BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:
Three-Way Machine Gun of Salvation
Luck Headbutt
DOSSIER: Job is to perform furious offense intended to confuse the Kaiju by fingerbanging their emotions. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Storm, a plan to use a game-changing, new fried chicken recipe to hopefully end this war for human survival. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to general cleanliness.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and beatings. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Reluctantly spent the next several years battling for his life in a filthy comic book store. Each surpising moment was a step away from the ultimate revenge that his heart yearned for.
Played first base for the Mets despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because his mother forced him to.
During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful affair despite infuriating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Classified intel indicates most of the town was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.
In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to Head Badass by God himself.
"Buddy, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything he taught you and adapt to the crazy situation right in front of you. If you don't, you're fucked. And trust me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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