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Isobel

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About Isobel

Age: 37
Gender: F
Location: Arlington, MA

Joined: 12 years ago on 03/17/07
Last Visit: 11 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm diet nerd. One nerd calorie, not nerd enough. I have a boyfriend, we have an open relationship. I travel a lot and I'm new to Boston so I have no friends. I need more friends.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an open relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I spend way too much time on the internet, I bake, I do pilates, when it's warm I hike and rock climb.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm a freelance commercial model and actress.”

What's your dream job?

“I'd love to be the mouthpiece for an environmental or activistic organization”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I own a lot of female iconography. One is a large, painted ceramic bust of a hispanic lady with a huge decolletage. I call her Mamacita”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'd like to meet the kind of person this site caters to. A smart geek or nerd type with some social skills. I imagine you've got a sense of humor and are open minded and tolerant of different people.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Can't do it.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Serial experiment Lain is a favorite, but I actually don't watch a lot of anime or read much manga. teach me!”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I'm living proof of bad taste in music. I like emo, electronic and electric pop”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I play D&D and Weird Wars. I used to LARP, but I don't know anyone here who does. I used to play MTG, but I suck at it, so I got embarrassed of scrubbing every time and stopped. I collect My Little Ponies, I read a lot of comics and I cosplay.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I go to about half the cons that RK Milholland goes to. I'm his +1 when he gets that invite.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Games? I dunno. sure.”

Jaeger Assignment

Isobel is currently piloting SECRET NARWHAL with rkm0001

SECRET NARWHAL's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Satisfaction Punch Spasm
  • Hundred-Bodyslam Seizure of Despair

DOSSIER: Job is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply ferocious tax advice to other Jaegers. We can safely say that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Heroic Derelict when the pilots sacrificed nearly all of the Earth's puppies in order to save several terabytes of pornography. Sometimes, homeless men have wished that the pilots would improve their masturbation habits. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of cocaine and church-going. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 23 that she discovered bathing. Spent the next several hours masturbating in a hidden homeless shelter. Each erotic yeast infection was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that her parents expected from her.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite being addicted to blowjobs because of having nothing better to do.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing success despite annoying the shit out of Whoopi Goldberg. Due to her actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was covered in blood.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to becoming a sassy black woman and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

Jealous people have described her sensual kissing style as "second-rate weaksauce", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the best Jaeger piloting since gonhorrea invaded nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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