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Age: 35Gender: FLocation: Amarillo, TX
Joined: 14 years ago on 03/18/07Last Visit: 13 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I was born in the trailor of a traveling show, my momma would dance for the money they'd throw. Actually, I was born in the back of a pick-up, on the side of a very bumpy road, and my father is the one who delivered me.”
Current Relationship Status
“Seeing some people, not tied down.”
What do you do for fun?
“Hit and Runs. I like to see pedestrians crawling in futile circles like half-smooshed roaches. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a student/CIA informant. Great, thanks for making me blow my cover, asshole!”
What's your dream job?
“Conan O'Brian's weekend thong. ”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I own a midget, but he keeps running away. ”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Preferably one with an overwhelming sense of adventure, humor and well-being. Oh, and if you can make good pie, then that's always a plus.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I don't think about them, I have more important things to do...like playing tag with cokewhores.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Uhm. Is there one about ponies and rainbows? If there is, then my favorite anime is that anime's evil twin.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Music is for pansies. I only listen to car alarms and Mickey Rooney.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like to watch other people watch anime. I'm a voyeur, and I also stand behind people in comic book shops and read comics over their shoulders. Yes! That was me! Ha!”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I only attend pros, because I'm an optimist.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Pin the tail on the over-weight toddler. They're so adorable when they try to run.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Hentai, that's a game, right?”
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