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Age: 38Gender: MLocation: Indianapolis, IN
Joined: 13 years ago on 03/19/07Last Visit: 6 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“i had a bio but i ated it.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Yoga, train pokémon, D&D, and bake”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Software engineer for a health care company”
What's your dream job?
“Teaching yoga to rich old ladies”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I WILL NEVER REVEAL THE WU-TANG SECRET”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“People with the same ringtone as me.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Splashdown, The Chemical Brothers, Kidney Thieves, Freezepop, Ladytron, The Go! Team, and Bassnectar”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Dragon*Con, MagFest and BC”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Castlevania, Thief, Deus Ex, Hitman, Katamari, Chrono Trigger”
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Other Online Gaming Info
Nephlite is currently piloting SEEPING LEMUR with Snark
SEEPING LEMUR's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support basically anybody who asks by improving their sexual power. Impervious to bad advice. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Heroic Hogwarts, during which most of Antarctica was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. Frequently, the pilots' parents have complimented the pilots' sexual health. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of popcorn and tough love. Existence was transformed permanently when goldfish were eaten by his little brother. It was at the age of 19 that he had a sex change. Eventually, he totally failed to unlock the techniques of mayhem. Each surpising day was a step closer to the sensitive touching that that his sense of honor demanded.Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a total lack of bowel control because sometimes life is crazy like that. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with never-before-seen brutality, termed "Elegant Strapping Fieldhand Style", he soon gained the praise of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite infuriating a bunch of nerds. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.Refusing to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to opening his hearts to change and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success."The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot better at piloting giant robots if he opened up his hearts. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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