emkay is currently piloting EAGLE RUFFIAN with Cinderella
EAGLE RUFFIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:
Magnificent Elbow Wedgie
Labia-Mounted Chainsaw
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply ferocious massages to other Jaegers, even during the frenzy of full-force brawls. We can safely say historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Flagrant Sword, during which most of Chicago was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and have one purpose, which is to fingerbang some Kaiju emotions.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was a drug lord. Existence threw a fucking curveball when nipples were kidnapped by her little brother. It was at the age of 5 that she discovered bathing. Soon, she mastered the art of mayhem. Each suprisingly filthy beat-down was a step toward being less of an asshole that her heart yearned for.
Educated at Sweet Valley High where she studied economics, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a bull with sizzling speed, termed "Ferocious Armadillo Style", she soon gained the admiration of perverts all over the world.
She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with her best friend. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.
Refusing to rest on her laurels, she dedicated herself to shaving her pubes and is basically doing alright.
Jealous people have described her Jaeger tactics style as "weak-ass weaksauce", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since Arnold Schwartzeneggar ravaged nipples everywhere."
Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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