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meow403

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About meow403

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: Pflugerville, TX

Joined: 12 years ago on 03/21/07
Last Visit: 12 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hai hai ^_^ I'm Melody....I'm 5'8", green eyed, natural blonde hair but it's light brown now.....my friends tell me that I'm awesome... cuz I am ^_^ ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Music is my passion”

What's your dream job?

“high school teacher ( i know scary right?)”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I'm a walking joke....or at least that's what my friends tell me.... i tend to do funny things without realizing it and then when I try nobody gets it...*pout* meh...I'm a rather upbeat person and pretty outgoing so I get over it LOL”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“anyone that can have an intelligent conversation”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“been there done that........ but for the right person if you can make it work then more power to ya”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Air Gear, NANA, ParadiseKiss, Shinobi no onna, BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad, xxxHolic, Gunslinger Girl, Fruits Basket, Evengelion, Akira, Battle Royale...... the list is growing by the day”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“almost any....except tejano and rap....i especially love classic rock”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I mostly like to read manga...anime is great but it's better to read the story”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Went to A-Kon *woot*...planning on going to Ikkicon... I might get crazy and attend other cons in Texas or maybe even California ^_^”

Into games? List your favorites!

“WoW & the like.... I also like racing games...i.e. Project Gotham, Burnout :Revenge....the list could go on forever....Zelda rocks my world too ^_^”

Jaeger Assignment

meow403 is currently piloting THUNDERING AVENGER with Jebisalpha

THUNDERING AVENGER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Manticore's Caress
  • Inflamed Ear Headbutt

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply ferocious blowjobs to other Jaegers, even during the frenzy of desperate battles. At times, media pundits have wished that the pilots would improve their lovemaking abilities. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to cause incurable cancer unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. Everybody agrees: these pilots are admirable and have an unequaled ability to eradicate some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of cocaine and church-going. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 6 that she reached puberty. Soon, she totally failed to unlock the techniques of baking. Each joyful fuck-up was a step closer to the sensitive touching that her parents expected from her.

Played first base for the Mets despite being completely blind because she was the one foretold by the prophecy.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked success despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Chief Asskicker by the President of what remained of the world.

Haters have described her sensual kissing style as "second-rate bullshit", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "basically her new religion" and "some of the most heroic stuff since Mike Tyson sexually dominated my ass."

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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