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Age: 30Gender: MLocation: Oakland, CA
Joined: 12 years ago on 03/24/07Last Visit: 2 years agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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“The older I get, the longer the witty quotes take to hit me.”
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What do you do for fun?
“Travel, eat far too much, sleep when the opportunity presents itself.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Finishing up the last couple classes I couldn't get in the CSU win-or-go-fuck-yourself lottery. Somehow ended up working at that huge Apple flagship store in SF, I'm not even entirely sure how that went down myself.”
What's your dream job?
“Tenured College Professor (something sexy, like Foreign Affairs)”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I once considered going to watch anime at an anime con.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Great question, I'll get back to you on that.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Man. I don't want to be the guy in one, but the law of averages dictates that it must work occasionally, right?”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Late UC Gundam (Char's Counterattack and on), Bakemonogatari, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Cross Game, GTO, a little from column A and B.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Hip-Hop, Post-Punk, Gararge Revival, Touchy-Feely Indie Bullshit.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watching anime, reading manga, playing video games, attending the occasional con.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Maybe a day or two of Fanime; I've stopped going to cons for the most part.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Gundam Vs. Series, Madden, MGS Series, Persona 3, Third Strike Online, Final Fantasy VI, etc.”
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Other Online Gaming Info
“YawningGlory is also my PSN, but on PC I'm playing Civ V, Path of Exile, and Far Cry 3.”
YawningGlory is currently piloting MASCULINE ERECTION with Masa D. Luffy
MASCULINE ERECTION's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to embarrass Kaiju and supply perilous counseling services to friendly forces. Cannot be damaged by fire-based Kaiju. During the Battle Of Texas, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding sexual health. Often, spiritual advisors have heaped praise upon the pilots' alcohol tolerance. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may explode randomly, killing everybody inside, every so often. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by wolves in the dangerous swamps of Pittsburgh. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 23 that he reached puberty. As time progressed, he mastered the secrets of flower arranging. Each erotic fuck-up was a step toward the sensitive touching that his parents expected from him.Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite being completely blind because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid success despite "accidentally" killing the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.Refusing to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to becoming a sassy black woman and he have been making some pretty good progress.Haters have described his combat aptitude style as "second-rate dick-slapping", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "completely dope" and "some of the coolest mayhem since Bruce Lee invaded people left and right."Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.
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