Jemstone is currently piloting AMAZON BLOOMER with GimmeCat
AMAZON BLOOMER's special combat abilities are known to include:
Poisonous Blaster
Foot-Mounted Boomerang
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply perilous blowjobs to soldiers, even during the frenzy of covert skirmishes. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unyielding Freedom, a plan to use a fucked-up, truly astonishing nuclear weapon to end psoraisis. During the Battle Of Citizen's Bank Park, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. Sometimes, experienced Jaeger pilots have complimented the pilots' combat effectivness. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, every so often. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and like nothing better than to destroy some Kaiju friends.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. Greatly affected by the murder of grandmother at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 6 that he swore revenge. Gradually, he learned the art of mayhem. Each sexual fuck-up was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that that his sense of honor demanded.
Schooled on the streets where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.
He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite infuriating a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.
Refusing to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and has been making some pretty good progress.
"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if he started touching himself a little more. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."
Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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