Devi is currently piloting EARTHQUAKE VOLCANO with spyrral
EARTHQUAKE VOLCANO's special combat abilities are known to include:
Austistic Machine Gun
Thousand-Choke-Hold Tantrum
DOSSIER: Primary function is to unleash sporadic offense intended to confuse the Kaiju by fucking up their reproductive organs. May be vulnerable to bad advice. As we all know that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Heroic Unicorn when the pilots sacrificed two or three schoolchildren in order to save a single flower. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and like nothing better than to kick some Kaiju brains.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by monks in the peaceful suburbs of an average American small town. Existence threw a fucking curveball when goldfish were kidnapped by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 23 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Soon, she totally failed to unlock the techniques of drinking. Each withering moment was a step toward being less of an asshole that her parents expected from her.
Found herself at Sweet Valley High where she studied pretty much anything her voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid success despite annoying the shit out of her copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.
When the dust settled after the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Corporal by God himself.
"The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at not completely getting the shit kicked out of her if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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