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Shiny

Buster Machine No. 10410
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About Shiny

Age: 48
Gender: F
Location: Columbia, SC

Joined: 12 years ago on 03/25/07
Last Visit: 8 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“yeah, hello”

What do you do for fun?

“Dance, practice at the shooting range, read LOTS of books, goth nightclubs, horseback riding, work on retaining my sanity, work on destroying my enemies' sanity, watch movies. The doc swears it's all normal. Well, unless I start shooting the enemies.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Not telling”

What's your dream job?

“World Domination, via my secret army of super hot goth clones. Sure. ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Well, there is the amusing story of how I drove my family to suicide..”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“...um, the humanoid kind?”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I don't think about them. Is this a yes or no question, or multiple answer? hmph”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“In no particular order? Appleseed, Hellsing, XXXholic, Dirty Pair, Gunsmith Cats, Vampire Hunter D, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ranma 1/2, Ghost in the Shell, Legend of the Overfiend, Akira, Dragon Half, anything by Miyazaki”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Yes, I'm into music. Many kinds. Ask me, I might answer.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I watch anime. Go me. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I'm not. HAH! I'm a poser anime chick. Yep. Of course, there being no cons around here IS a small factor.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“None at the moment. Last one I finished off was FFX.”

Jaeger Assignment

Shiny is currently piloting WILDEBEEST BRAWLER with theclockwork

WILDEBEEST BRAWLER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Penis-Mounted Beam
  • Penis-Mounted Dagger of Suffering

DOSSIER: Job is is to confuse Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane counseling services to other Jaeger pilots. Sometimes, other Jaeger pilots have complimented the pilots' masturbation habits. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of love and beatings. Profoundly aroused by the painful goiter loss of some shitty cat because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 23 that she reached puberty. Each surpising beat-down was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that her parents expected from her.

Played first base for the Mets despite excessive body odor because of her immense determination. With a fighting style that combined the speed of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with never-before-seen power, termed "Invincible Falcon Style", she soon gained the praise of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

Deciding to rest on her laurels, she re-dedicated herself to attempting to pilot her Jaeger sober and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

"The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot better at piloting giant robots if she opened up her hearts. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.


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