Raina28 is currently piloting BELLOWING PLATYPUS with JeffersonEng
BELLOWING PLATYPUS's special combat abilities are known to include:
Madness Bash
Billion-Pound Overload of Despair
DOSSIER: Role is is to destroy Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane repair services to basically anybody who asks. Cannot be damaged by sensitive enemy attacks. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they smash the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and intellectual stimulation. Greatly devastated by the conversion to Islam of some shitty cat when all she wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 19 that she discovered bathing. Each joyful lesson was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that her parents expected from her.
Found herself on the streets where she studied economics, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.
She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.
Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she re-dedicated herself to opening her hearts to change and as usual, is really shitting the bed.
So-called experts have described her partying style as "second-rate dick-slapping", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "basically her new religion" and "some of the toughest mayhem since Bruce Lee destroyed most of my hometown."
Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.
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