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Age: 29Gender: FLocation: Washington, DC
Joined: 9 years ago on 03/31/07Last Visit: 2 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 239 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm ten feet tall and solid gold and I demand submission.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I don't have time for fun! I'm saving the world here, people.”
What's your dream job?
“Running a non-profit or working for The Man. ”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I own a capybara named Chupicabra (Chuupii)”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Sue Johanson, the host of Talk Sex.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“I like cahtoons.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I like rap and country. ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I'm an old-school comics girl at heart. Nightcrawler will always be my first love.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Whatever you got.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Tetris, Myst, Mah Jong, and Pokemon Yellow. ”
Walter! is currently piloting HAMBURGER PIONEER with dingo17
HAMBURGER PIONEER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to attack Kaiju and supply helpful massages to basically anybody who asks. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Final Hogwarts, a plan to use an experimental, truly astonishing nuclear weapon to decisively end struggle against Kaiju. Cannot be damaged by sensitive enemies. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and beatings. Somewhat devastated by the Kaiju murder of some shitty cat at the age of three. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 19 that she swore revenge. Spent the next several years fighting for survival in a filthy field. Each erotic fuck-up was a step toward the kind of shit that that her sense of honor demanded.Truly blossomed at Yale where she studied whatever the fuck she felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful triumph despite killing her copilot. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.Following the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.Critics have described her robot piloting style as "second-rate bullshit", while mostly everybody else has described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the coolest stuff since Arnold Schwartzeneggar ravaged people left and right."Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.
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